@tentativelyTenebrous — #teamchud
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-<you love my posts when they're on concupiscent anon but hate them when they come from me. you think my jokes are hilarious when phuntr or kryqus are retelling them but ignore them when i post them myself. you get down on your knees and beg phuntr to join the team that i started. you're all about #teamchud until its founder rolls up and then it's just awkward silence. i hope the guynax premiership allows you an opportunity to appreciate everything i have done without the awkward baggage of me being attached to it.>-
-<an open letter, to @consequentlyOblique. Phuntr. I used to think we were close. For a while, I genuinely felt pale towards you. Even though I was a lesbian. You seemed to get me like nobody else really did. We had our banter and our back and forth but you were with me through thick and thin and I really did appreciate that. You were, for a time, my closest friend. Do you know why I formed #teamchud? So I'd have an excuse to get closer to you. So I'd have an excuse to spend more time hanging out with you. So you'd have a reason to look my way. I have given nights of my life to this project, set up ...Read more
-<i formed this team. i got us our badge. i set up the group chat. i gave us everything. and this is how you repay me? well, i hope it's worth it. enjoy leading everything i built, @consequentlyOblique and @naughtyTechnician. i hope you enjoy it more than you enjoyed being friends with me - because evidently you didn't enjoy the latter very much at all. youve successfully forced me out of #teamchud.>-
-<fuck. phuntrs packing the house of chuds. does anyone want to join #teamchud. you must be loyal to me and not phuntr. we need to take down the phuntr guynax faction.>-
K--<i have filed a request to have my bulge rated. #teamchud get excited
K--<"ooh... i am phunting it... i am phunting it SO GOOD!!!" has been the topic of the #teamchud trollian room for like 70% of the time its been active
K--<@graciousChampion write about how awesome #teamchud are
K--<kryqus has unblocked me. the #teamchud civil war has been peacefully resolved.
K--<kryqus has blocked me... the #teamchud civil war has begun.
K--<i am sorry for starting the pailing season topic of discussion. #teamchud do not endorse having sex.
K--<its the #teamchudsmashorpass round 2, now with more info about the chuddies! https://forms.gle/pxtVZJgocF7TEhve7 #teamchud fans must answer
K--<@cluefulConan asks: "Does #teamchud believe in the #truth?" i respond: "if something needs to be believed in then it is not the truth. the truth simply is. i try to find the truth personally myself i cant speak for the others though." https://forms.gle/MS5oA6GYjsm8J45e6 #buraisqna
K--<anonymous asks: "Who are you and why are you on my timeline?" i respond: "hi im burais karleh im the hot and cute and awesome and cool leader of #teamchud which is chittrs most elite team of guerilla soldiers we fight for truth and justice every day" https://forms.gle/MS5oA6GYjsm8J45e6 #buraisqna
K--<anonymous asks: "#teamchud ranking by level of authority, go" i respond: "burais phuntr kryqus mandie kaikka vianti" https://forms.gle/MS5oA6GYjsm8J45e6 #buraisqna
K--<anonymous asks: "what that robo mouth do" i respond: "very little given im a card carrying member of #teamchud" https://forms.gle/MS5oA6GYjsm8J45e6 #buraisqna #suggestive
K--<@consequentlyOblique asks: "i really hope you'RE happy one day burais like really happy man" i respond: "thank you man you too #teamchud" https://forms.gle/MS5oA6GYjsm8J45e6 #buraisqna
K--<anonymous asks: "Who in #teamchud has the biggest bulge" i respond: "vianti its not even close that things 12 inches flaccid" https://forms.gle/MS5oA6GYjsm8J45e6 #buraisqna #nsfw
K--<alright the #teamchud smash or pass is OVER. FINAL RANKINGS. #1: KAIKKA MOHDEM - 63%/37% @goldenGigabyte #2: BURAIS KARLEH - 51.9%/48.1% @tentativelyTenebrous #3: VIANTI LEZRYX - 37%/63% @militaristicGeek #4: MANDIE ?????? - 29.6%/70.4% @nicheLarper #5: KRYQUS XYLLEM - 29.6%/70.4% @naughtyTechnician #6: PHUNTR GUYNAX - 25.9%/74.1% @consequentlyOblique this is the OFFICIAL #teamchud power ranking. accept no substitute! thank you for your answers. those who left your trolltags, we may be in touch.
K--<current #teamchudpoll results (smash %) kaikka mohdem: 61.5% burais karleh: 50% vianti lezryx: 38.5% mandie whatvr: 30.8% kryqus xyllem: 30.8% phuntr guynax: 26.9% the #teamchud power scale...
K--<https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/thedata.png https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/isin.png interesting results thus far #teamchud
K--<@consequentlyOblique @nicheLarper @naughtyTechnician @militaristicGeek please welcome @goldenGigabyte to #teamchud
K--<can you guys go back to hornyposting about #teamchud please
K--<https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/teamchudgroupchat.png a glimpse into the twisted world of the #teamchud group chat
K--<#teamchud has obtained its first ally
K--<does anyone want to be an acolyte of #teamchud im taking applications
K--<i hate arguing with #teamchud but they are being #misogynist and refusing to #forgivewomen
K--<#TeamChud Assemble!