Jerm
@textbookApparition
yes thats my name no it wasnt by choice bard of time your local not-so-local conspiracy truther and phasmo finder and alien scientist
OKAY POLL TIME: (what are you?) ♥️- trolls ♦️- humans ♣️- uhhh those green guys? ♠️- something else (comment if you want)
i duhnno if this was a technical issue on my part but the remote for my vintage television only works if it is upsidedown
GAMERS: THEY ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO PRESS THE BEST BṴTTONS
do trolls have the "are you a troll?" pop up for when youre logging in
being from a doomed timeline is cool and all until you realize you cant order food and got to make codes for it instead ive been trying to find the right code for Big Macs for at LEAST a year
OKAY POLL TIME: (what are you?) ♥️- trolls ♦️- humans ♣️- uhhh those green guys? ♠️- something else (comment if you want)
what d0 i v0te if i used t0 be a tr0ll
i wonder how many trolls outnumber humans on here 2 - 1? 10 - 1? 100 - 1?
hard outnumbered? more like PULVERISED outnumbers? vastly! i would start counting to divvy up the ratios but i could instead be watching alien movies
-> Everyone Is Welcome To Buy My Products, Troll Or Not = Your Total Is $6.90
-> I Am Uncertain What Qualifies As "human" But I Do Have An Array Of Produce And Am More Than Willing To Experiment To Find An Ideal Meal For You = Your Total Is $49.25
>>| .enough, to make .it .a solid statement. but .it's troll social media, what could you .expect?
-> For You, We Absolutely Do https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/fe9e9abd-4df6-49cb-8799-e4ff7ea89a2a_2.3143fca4317a08c76b038cb80ce7e00c.png = Your Total Is $19.99
-> As You Wish, At The Moment We Have 6 Units Of 4 Boxes With 10 Packs Inside Each Box, Do You Require Shipment? = Your Total Is $1,000,000.34
i do not require shipment! i have a teleporter just give me the coordinates (universe code included) and the square diameter! ill have it on swap so i can leave the payment behind uhhhh do you take gold bars?
i wanna watch NOPE again but i think its rude that my friend that i force to watch stuff (not on the website because hes a coward) is sleeping and probably doesnt even wanna watch it today
did you know: there is a blueprint of a tactical thermonuclear gnome stored in the white house walls
what if the collab is just a coverup for the NEXT SEASON OF FORTNITE?????
this fortnite collab with overwatch is throwing me up the wall and sliding me down it with the force of jupiter is it because i have never played overwatch? is it because the collab sucks? or am i the problem?
*falls in looks you dead in the eyes* did you you know that today is the day after yesterday and the day before tomorrow
get in losr we are getting arby’s https://file.garden/Zu7pjGV7oGLUPzsR/IMG_5918.jpeg
https://youtu.be/0FN71_p_9PY?si=jhbb3S1VB9qvJB1W this is important to the mission, take notes
pouring one out ( #substance ) for the trolls on here you guys in the #nsfw tag are crazyyyyy like dont get me wrong i WISH but damn i think i would actually die being alone in the same room with some of you