i’ve been waiting to talk to one of them hollywood daves for a while. if there’s any others who want to talk, let me know. i got shit to discuss.
who? is it shamalayan? ive told that guy to step off my fucking territoy. fucking interns dont follow shit nowadays. anyw yeah. was gonna make some quip about how im typing with my dick from the grave but forgot most of yall are actually dead. yeah im alive. why?
it’s not really your territory if you just told me not to pitch it. but nah, we’re on some jim henson shit is all i’m legally allowed to say. anyways. i’m dead as shit. i think the ones of you who actually achieved shit are dead most of the time. damn. the alive ones seem to just be addicts. #substance
its my territory as long as i get the option to reject it. im surprised you got the hen man to sign on. he does know what you do to those things right? and ive fucking achieved shit bro. president trollbama himself is backing my son so. thought you wanted to ask questions? or are we just gonna sit here crossing streams?
if you think that guy never fucked a fraggle you’re one red nose away from a rodeo clown. i hold no respect for trollbama. what have you achieved aside from making some movies. we can cross streams and i can ask questions. not mutually exclusive.
thats my entire childhood memories of sesame street tainted forever. every time i look at kermits sweet face ill know he was getting the five-fingered ass-blaster special. felt first in elmos muff while ms piggy watches. thanks for that. you shitting on movies like you not cinching a deal for one yourself right now? trollbama was right about you.
hot. thanks for the visual. #suggestive not shitting on movies, but that’s basic. if i wanted someone to tell me about movies i could go to any film school and look for the most pretentious motherfucker ready to tell me about children of men. the fuck did trollbama say about me. have you ever worked with puppets in your movies.
dude. dont get off to my posts. you gotta pay for that kind of backstage experience. yeah ive worked with puppets. had a sickass sfx producer make this fuck off big spider that exploded and gave birth to millions of smaller equally hair spiders. its never actually been published. think i have the copy laying around somewhere. why?
send me the copy.
fuck yes.