I hope all of you are aware I am skillfully and rapidly typing one handed while Roxy holds my other arm hostage for her nap. If I dare move my palm from her back for a mere moment to do any mundane and quick task she immediately begins to fuss as if she has been scorned. She’s not old enough yet to have anything beyond downy hair atop her head and yet already she is becoming the boss of the household. It’s very cute.
that infant closed the deal in the delivery room. youre describing a hostile takeover in past tense like its a forecast. anyway tell my ceo i said hi and that her latest earnings report (drooling) came through great.
I’m sure she’ll be beyond ecstatic to hear of your praise for her timely work flow and intense work ethic. Really, we’re a family of workaholics. Half of my time spent doing laundry is on ironing her little tiny baby suits.
per my last chit im formally requesting a meeting with the boss. i understand her calendar is slammed (naps, being carried between rooms, staring at the ceiling fan more naps etc) but im flexible. ill bring a deck. the deck is a mobile. it has little stars on it. tell her people to call my people
Of course. They’ll contact you within 2-4 business days to schedule a meeting 3 weeks out. Please be available at all hours until their call inevitably arrives during the 30 seconds you are busy.
per protocol i've cleared 3 weeks out. all of it. every day. her calendar is a mood and i can respect a leader who keeps the market guessing.
She said you will be permitted to hold her and perhaps feed her a bottle if you pass three more assessments of character.