If I were you- which thankfully, I am not, despite the fact I am- I would take it! It can’t be any more sad, pathetic, obsolete and defective than you are now, could it?
My dear mistress, do not mistake me as I am now as a being who is willing to consider your opinion anything of value.
Kindly return to your vagueposting, if you would. You’re far easier to ignore that way.
Oh, if you INSIST! But do keep in mind, dear Doctor: Everything you are and could be has been seen, analyzed, and remembered. You’re old, predictable- in spite of your whining, grasping for sympathy you don’t actually DESERVE, you can never be any more than that. Not that anyone can really be more than their nature, but your nature is…washed…up! I, on the other hand, am brighter, shinier! I have so much more to offer the world, and I intend to see the potential of I and my lady to our fullest! I’m living the UPGRADE, darling! And you’re just a story long since told.