I was going to lament not getting a single goon out of my troubles, but that isn't fair to the eleven goons of the Sanctuary Cabinet that I did in fact get. You guys will always be better than a megalomaniacal cueball. Every time.
I assure you, we’re quite effective when non-defective.
... Are you self-flagellating right now? I'm sure you're a perfectly capable goon.
My attempts at enacting my own schemes beyond the purview of my purpose in my own timeline for the sake of either my lord or myself have generally failed miserably.
Gonna need a little more info on that, Little Miss Frame never wants to tell me her evil plans.
Several manipulations not worth expounding on, an attempt at acquiring and using a Ring of Life that ended with my home invaded.