powerful, capable, smarter and betta. i didn't say her name, but you thought of her. wanna win a date with royalty? wanna sea what it's like? well here's a form! i'm not organizing this but i'm bumping it for one friend in a hope of helping her moirail have a terribly fun time. or a funny, terrible time. either way! there's judges, there's an obstacle course, i assume??? i don't actually know! but it's all in good fun. IMPORTANT EDIT: hey, just a heads up she only really goes for trolls. i don't make the boundaries i just respect them!
you would be desperate enoug)( given you always liked em young.
WHY DO YOU THINK I WOULD NEVER EVEN CONSIDERING LAYING A HAND ON YOU, CRONE? HAAHAA.
you couldnt )(andle it. quite literally, your )(ands are too big for t)(e sensuality necessary for seduction. in a way, t)(ats w)(y i can tolerate you. you are entirely made for murder, and not)(fin more. its almost enviable. t)(e art, )(owever, is simply lost on you. its like askin a )(urricane to paint a portrait. it simply cant be done.
YOU THINK TO LECTURE ME ON MAYHEM? YOUR PLANET IS A REFLECTION OF MY TWISTED SOUL, EVERYTHING YOU KNOW OF CHAOS AND DEATH YOU LEARNED FROM MY BIBLE.
a s)(ame, w)(en writin comes so )(ard to you.
BITCH, PLEASE. ALL OF REALITY IS MY WRITING. A CASCADING PATTERN OF ENDLESS EFFECTS CREATING THEIR CAUSES, UNIVERSES DOOMED BY FUTURES WHICH DICTATE THEIR PAST. FAILED AND FALLEN HEROES WHO WILL DIE AND DIE AGAIN BECAUSE I SAY SO. IT IS MOTHERFUCKING MIRACULOUS.
you )(ave terrible )(andwritin.
alright alright i'm getting the broom shoo
THIS IS A TEXT BASED MEDIUM.
this isn't worth your time, go do something else, shoo shoo.