A FAN CLUB. RUN BY A PET OF A PET. OH. THAT’S GOOD. THAT IS MOTHERFUCKING MIRACULOUSLY FUNNY.
bet you couldnt make one. but t)(en again youd say some line of, "I DON'T N-E-ED TO. T)(-ER-E IS NO N-E-ED FOR LOV-E W)(-EN DOUBL-E D-EAT)( CALLS UPON ALL." or somefin along t)(ose lines.
ARE YOU FORGETTING THE FELT? OR, IN FACT, THE ENTIRETY OF PURPLE BLOODED CHURCH?
t)(e felt are trop)(y retainers in your cane, big man. t)(at aint a flex. t)(e purps are just as loyal to me as t)(ey are to you. t)(eyre trolls, first and foremost; t)(at very race you reject.
DO YOU THINK THAT IF I, THEIR ONE TRUE GOD, CAME DOWN BEFORE THEM, THEY WOULD NOT TURN ON YOU IN A BREATH?
i t)(ink if you came down before t)(em, t)(eyd be dead by your )(and.
EXCEEDINGLY LIKELY, YES. MY POINT DOES NOT STOP EXISTING, HOWEVER.