ATTENTION WORMS. MY SECONDARY FELT IS IN NEED OF A MEMBER IN ITS EIGHT SPOT. BEING SUCH A GRACIOUS LORD, I AM OFFERING ONE OF YOU WRETCHES THE OPPORTUNITY TO FILL IT. PRE-REQUISITES: - NOT TOO IMPUDENT. - NOT TOO UNIMPUDENT. - DEADLY AND WILLING TO KILL, TORTURE, AND MAIM. - LOOK GOOD IN A STARRY GREEN DRESS PERKS - DIRECT COMMUNICATION AND INTERACTION WITH YOUR LORD AND MASTER. - ACCESS TO MY VAST RESOURCES - FREE RANGE TO KILL AND DESTROY CARAPACIAN QUEENS, LARGE BITCHES, CHERUBS, AND THOSE WITH WHITE HAIR ARE ENCOURAGED TO APPLY.
IF SHE’S SUCH A BETTER ME, THEN HOW WAS SHE SLAIN SO EASILY? AND IF KRIS IS SUCH A BETTER LORD, WHY AM I STILL AROUND?
NO.
TO THOSE WITH TASTE, YES.
꩜ ~Aw, booooo. Could've been, like, super cool bragging rights.~ 𓂃⛱
Callie's trollsona really did something for you huh?
I DON’T HAVE TO ANSWER THAT.
You're unbelievably obsessed. It's frankly unsettling. @imJunior get this man his Folgers badge.
cAn wE LiKe gEt a fUcKiN ExAmPlE Of sAiD LaRgE BiTcHeS?
Hmmm... #juniorshrug #largebitches + #whitehair + #cherubs = #disconnectedelements #mustbeEXPLICIT... #orbadgerequestedBYuser... #betterluckNEXTtime??!