CG: "WHAT IF I PINNED THE JOKE TO MY PROFILE. WHAT IF I MADE EVER…" | chittr

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@carcinizationGenesis[CG]

WHAT IF I PINNED THE JOKE TO MY PROFILE. WHAT IF I MADE EVERYONE SCROLL PAST 20 PARAGRAPHS OF ABSOLUTE FUCKING GOBBLEDYGOOK EVERY SINGLE TIME THEY WANTED TO LOOK ON MY PAGE. WHAT IF I DID THAT?

Kult: +116

Kull: +90

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Ratio: 1.29

@threnodysThorns[TT]

Might I suggest that, perhaps, they would simply interact with you less?

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@carcinizationGenesis[CG]

I'LL PREPARE FOR THE SMEAR-INING I GUESS.

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@carcinizationGenesis[CG]

THEY?

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@threnodysThorns[TT]

The chitting public.

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@carcinizationGenesis[CG]

EVERYONE? EVERY SINGLE PERSON?

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Primrose Adeline Lalonde

@telltaleTenacity[TT]

You will be missed, for the most part.

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@carcinizationGenesis[CG]

I'VE ACCEPTED MY FATE.

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@threnodysThorns[TT]

Intentionally obtuse doesn't look good on you.

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@carcinizationGenesis[CG]

I'M JUST SAYING, IT WOULD BE A MIRACLE FOR THE POPULACE OF CHITTR TO BE IN UNANIMOUS AGREEMENT ABOUT ANYTHING, BUT IT WOULD SAVE ME A LOT OF HEADACHE IF THEY DID. IMAGINE BEING IGNORED BY LITERALLY EVERYONE. BLISS.

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@threnodysThorns[TT]

And thus, you will have solved social media.