> KASPET MARVIR
@tigrineTormentor
> ALL FELLOW FELINEZ WILL B FOLLOWD ON SITE. HATRS ON TEH OTHR HAND WILL BE HUNTD 4 SPORT. > SHE / HER > LOLCAT POSTR > COSPLAYR > HARPOON OWNR. B WARND. > DMS R OPEN!
> I KNOE. I SMELL GREAT. #SCENTPOSTING HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/17B5677C38CC.PNG
`` KASPET'S INTRODUCTION! `` Your name is KASPET MARVIR. And your goal is to be the utmost ANNOYING CATGIRL this website has to offer. You take a great interest in everything LOLCAT, reasoning behind your utterly abhorrent typing quirk. COSPLAYING, something you tend to do in order to hide your blatantly EVIL personality. And COMPUTER GAMES, if you aren't lurking around social sites, trying to maim random trolls, (Your kismesis included) or making new cosplays, you're playing whatever videogame you can possibly get your grubby paws on! Like the absolute CHUD you are! Despite your interests being quite 'adorable' to say the least, you are a MASSIVE DICK and nowhere NEAR the sweetheart you desperately attempt (albeit awfully) to seem. This especially reflects with your talks about your KISMESIS. You like talking about your kismesis A LOT. Maybe it's because he's the only troll that'd willingly want to be in any quadrant with you whatsoever. Your trolltag tigrineTormentor and you > SPEEK IN BROKD ENGLISH 2 ACT CUTE. WIF ONLY PERIODZ 4 PUNCTUASHUN. AN U PERMANTLY HAS CAPSLOCK ON. U HAS NO IDEA HOW DIS HAS HAPPEND. If your creator wasn't a SMELLY BUM, you'd have your REFERENCE SHEET here, but alas, you'll only figure out what you look like once this INTRODUCTION gets updated. What will you do? `` INTRODUCTION OVER. ``
> I TOO WONDR DAT. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/9D9EB77CFC60.PNG
> YES! WE SHOULD NORMALIZE HAVIN R MOST TRUSTABLE ALLIEZ 2 FETCH US CHOW IN R MOST GROGGIEST OV STATES!.. I FEEL LIEK WUT TEH 'HOOMANS' CALL, A COUCH POTATOO RITE NAO.
* oh man. i would do some serious baloney to get a good breakfast the moment i wake up. but alas, my lusus didn't raise no spoiled larva. haha. sigh
> I TEND 2 FORCE MAH KISMESIS 2 GIT ME BREKFUST. BUT AS OV LATE. IT LOOKZ LIEK HAIS STREAK OV LACKIN A POSTURE POLE IZ NO MOAR. >:V > IT WUZ FUN WHAILE IT LASTED. #SIGH
> MEOWS BOREDLY... =T-T= > GUDMEOWNIN/NITE NETIZENS...
> WHOEVR HATD DAT WILL B MET WIF A HARPOON IN SHORT TIME. #VIOLENCE
> HALO. DIS WILL B VERY EMBARASSIN IF DIS DOESNT EMBD. ANYWAYS! MAH SUGOI QUEST 4 KOKORO COSPLAY! #COSPLAY #SELFIE HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/A0FC29FC62A2.PNG
> @MDICATDFAITHFULLY IS OVFICALLY MAH FIRST HATR. I ALREADY HAVE MAH HARPOON AT TEH READY.
>> NONODN SAJNSAJNHA MNA DS NO N NOON NONOONONONO AWAY GO AWAY FOU L BEAST
> DON'T BEAST ME. BEAST. IM APPROACHAIN WIF PALLASMOMMA ALREADY. NYEHEHEHEHEH.
> ...FUCK. FAIR POINT. I HAS NO IDEA WRMOMMA IZ TAKINME RITE NAO. #FACEPALM > EITEHR WAI. SOMEONE IZ GITTINDEALT WIF CUZ OV U.
>> HAHAHAHA HAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA CAN T EVEN THREATEN ME HHEHEHEHHAHAHA HHHOHOHOHOHJH HAHAHA
> HALO. I LIVE 2 C TEH DAI. WE'LL C IF DAT DUMBAS KISMESIS OV MINE WILL STILL B LAUGHAIN ONCE HE FINDZ OUT I HAS ESCAPD TEH BARRICADE.
> HM... SPARD. 4 NAO. ONLY BCAUSE I FRET OV WUTEVR DISEASES U HAS 2 OVFR.
> NO. NO. URE TEH DISEASD WAN HRE. I AM NOT GITTIN CLOSE 2 U. EVEN WIF A 20 FOOT POLE! ICKY.
>> NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
> YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YEEESSS! >:3
> ANYONE DATS AROUND ENOUGH DISEASD TROLLS R BOUND 2 HAVE SOME DISEASES TEHMSELF.