Youre taking showers wrong if soap is getting up your nose. Serious question though. By most squidy do you mean more like this https://i.ytimg.com/vi/GPdrjf-e9bA/maxresdefault.jpg or like this https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/spongebob/images/9/96/The_Two_Faces_of_Squidward_174.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20200923005328
Neither! I mean more like this. https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mspaintadventures/images/1/11/Horrorterror.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20101110222008
Ahahaha wow I was so wearing the wrong colored pants. Thanks thats terrifying I wont need coffee to keep awake for the next month now.
Oh trust me, actually seeing the real thing in person is infinitely worse. :3
Yeah Im not going to doubt you on that one. I like the remnants of my sanity just the way they are. Now Grim Im sure would adore you in all your terrible glory but I dont know where mine is. I know a different version of her but with the way my luck is going you already know her too.
Oh well if you want to chat her handle is @titularTerror . Ill tell her I sent you. Shes still alive apparently so no spoilers just in case.
I can absolutely attest to the fact that he is definitely capable of being the monster under your bed. Or your sleep paralysis demon.