Fumbling twinks is weak sauce. Who cares. There's probably another fifty out and about for you to proposition, and you'll likely land one of them eventually. Get back to me when you start fumbling bears. The only other ones out there are married DILFs or people too goddamn normal to match your freak. #nsfw?? Sure.
Yeah, when I asked Hal if he could send a bear my way, I was expecting one a little more DTF. I'm not quite sure if you're down to do anything, frankly.
DTF. LMAO? THAT BILGE DRIBBLING SMOKING TOASTER CAN BE RIGHT TWICE A DAY. APPARENTIFUCKINGLY.
The fact that he can be right any amount of times a day is kind of heinous. Call me conceited, but I'm thinking about jotting that shit down as profane.
YOU THINK I'M NOT. AT ALL. UNDER THE SAME SCRUTINOUS STANCE. THAT THIS BRAINSICK CALCULATOR MIGHT BE ANYTHING BUT A VEXATIOUS DAEMON?
It's not implausible that he originated from the 2nd circle, frankly. He'd fit right in as an incubus, maybe even putting their horniness to shame while he's there.
DON'T REMIND ME. MY DMS WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THAT BILE. HE COULD PASS SOLELY AS AN INCUBUS WITH ONLY THE FACT. THAT HE POSSESSES. MASCULINE LIKENESS. A SOUL SUCKING SIREN IS MORE APROPOS.
We can decide on siren. Frankly, I'm kind of surprised you didn't just straight up ignore him when he called you over here.
I DON'T EVER GET PINGS ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN WEBSITE. SO. I *WAS* ALL BEADY-EYED AND ENTICED.
In that case, sorry to deliver you a serving of disappointment, fresh off the stove. But it's just me and that motherfucker, bro.