Fumbling twinks is weak sauce. Who cares. There's probably another fifty out and about for you to proposition, and you'll likely land one of them eventually. Get back to me when you start fumbling bears. The only other ones out there are married DILFs or people too goddamn normal to match your freak. #nsfw?? Sure.
Wait, Caliborn? This guy's the bear you were talking about. You've gotta be pulling my dick here.
See, eagerness.
Does he even want to be here? Like at all?
Of course he does, look at that cute smile. He's enjoying it all~
Yeah, when I asked Hal if he could send a bear my way, I was expecting one a little more DTF. I'm not quite sure if you're down to do anything, frankly.
The fact that he can be right any amount of times a day is kind of heinous. Call me conceited, but I'm thinking about jotting that shit down as profane.
It's not implausible that he originated from the 2nd circle, frankly. He'd fit right in as an incubus, maybe even putting their horniness to shame while he's there.
We can decide on siren. Frankly, I'm kind of surprised you didn't just straight up ignore him when he called you over here.
In that case, sorry to deliver you a serving of disappointment, fresh off the stove. But it's just me and that motherfucker, bro.