Okay, unironically? My last reply to Vriska made me consider what it would be like if I were a pirate. By this I mean space or sea, not media piracy. I already do that. And I won’t lie. I think it’d be pretty cool. Especially space. I’m a fucking engineer, give me two weeks to learn that ship inside and out and I’ll make the damn thing my bitch.
Hey, if you need a captain, you know exactly who to call! :::;D
Would I really call anybody other than a Vriska? Who else would even be an option? Eridan? You’re objectively superior in every way. Not just looks or skills, but you’re also just downright funnier.
>[ 10 space pirates are indubitably maj-stic, i will always advocate for becom-ng a space pirate. ];
Ah ah, not just any Vriska will do! You know I'm the 8est of the 8est, Strider.