
The people have spoken, viva la revolution or whatever. AMA.

why i2 your hair whit3

Genetic lottery and sun bleaching double whammy combo.

that2 2o cool i wi2h my hair w3r3 whit3 i b3t id look 2ick

I'd say "bleach the shit out of it" but not every person's hair or scalp handles it well. Not to mention I don't know how well troll hair in general handles it, seeing as I do not, in fact, have troll hair texture myself.

how are you doing?

I am the scum of the Earth. Also I have a headache and I'm thirsty. Also also 0/5 hats on feeling somewhere between pitch and pale (but mostly pitch) about somebody. I'm going to give it a bad rating on Yelp. I haven't decided what Minecraft modpack to play.

i hope you feel better dude. try not to talk down to yourself so much, that is only a recipe for feeling worse.

Wise words. You should spread the gospel.

i am doing my best.