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@barackObama[BO]

Maybe I should get married.

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Yeah?

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Yeah.

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Who's the lucky guy?

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@barackObama[BO]

Would you rather me rip the bandaid off slowly or quickly?

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Real slow, obviously. As excruciating as the prez' can make it.

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@barackObama[BO]

No problem. Depending on your timeline, he is likely a variation of your father.

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Father? I'm my own dad. Unless you mean...? Oh, Christ. Come on. You can do so much better. Fuck me. God dammit.

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@barackObama[BO]

It’s not a Dave variant, if that makes you feel better. But I guarantee you I cannot “do better.” That is a fine specimen of a man.