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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@abstractRetcon[AR]

Dirk Keeping 101, lesson 1. Dirks have a penchant for self isolation, neglect, and insomnia. A good method for getting your Dirk to sleep - and on top of that get quality sleep - is to introduce them to an electric blanket. Initially they may fuss and argue that they do not need to lie down or that they won’t like being hot while they sleep but trust me, they’ll cave. When they do they’ll sleep like the dead. Pair it with a weighted blanket for the particularly stubborn Dirk.

Kult: +32
Kull: +22
Total: 54
Ratio: 1.45

taking notes rn

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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@abstractRetcon[AR]

Study well. There’s a quiz on Monday.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
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Hmm. I feel slightly called out here

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@abstractRetcon[AR]

I know my Dirks and their habitual needs.