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@timeGambit
another Strider to stabilize the universal ecosystem. probably incoming incest warning even if half of it is shitposting.
i just. highlighted and deleted my entire post. im grieving the loss of shaquille o neal friends with benefits ad discussion. this fruity little thing is good as fuck btw i have zero regrets actually.
you know some of you guys cant balance on a skateboard and it shows. you either go your entire life without touching a skateboard once or you have the humbling experience of busting your ass until you figure out how to get around on it and it changes you. i mean a lot of shit will change you thats kind of just how it works im just talking about the micro-instance of your ability to balance on a four wheeled plank of wood.
little sweet drinks that happen to have alcohol in them are the devil in disguise. leading you into their evil little clutches until youre posting on chittr at odd hours with some dumbshit.
The dumb shit you'll post inebriated isn't all that much -- or even at all -- worse than what people post here on the regular sober. Shoot your shit into the wind without the pesky little parasite we call shame dragging you down. You'll probably land a few gems here and there. Who knows.
this motherfucker wants the real shit. none of that inhibited by anything. no chains on this guy. you know what ill play ball here, and it isnt because i fell victim to the wiles of a sweet treat btw.
well yes ... but they taste so good and i have so many thoughts from my fruity little drinks. it's only right to share them :3
yeah thats fair, i can feel the thoughts flowing right now. really sparking my dome with some wicked ideas, actually. i feel like i could spit pure fire right now which is also unrelated to the alcohol. maybe i should just start saying shit.
by all means lay your heart bare on the feed. you wouldn't believe what i've read along with on here.
a group of roses gathering together is called a bouquet.
Different arrangements can as well be made.
you ever piss so good that you moan a little
the only one who can get me to get down on my knees is my fucking phone the way i keep dropping it in stupid ass places.
...takeout would be good as fuck right now actually
Exactly.
in b4 "haha stop sucking so much cock" now why was that your first thought.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ sucking toes was mine ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
i am not getting this flipped back on me i know at least one person was gonna come in here with some dumbshit so i was preparing thats really all there is to it
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ hey don't pity that???? DID YOU LAUGH?? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ wow going right guy the kill shot dave. damn ok I gotta ... I gotta go ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
must have been the wind.
Rather breezy huh.
chittr doesnt want me to scroll down. theres forbidden information in this bitch. cant scroll down shits stuck scroll stuck
Scroll harder
yeah thatll fix it let me just touch this trackpad crazy for like five minutes hold on.
. . . I mean if it helps
i play minecraft, make some bullshit, don’t touch the game for months, cycle repeats.
B?? < youre blue meow...
you ever cough so crazy it reminds you of that dog with the garbage disposal cough.
i think old age is finally gettin to him
you know maybe i’m just a little too used to wearing these sunglasses, it’s too bright with them off.
i think i’m just gonna stay blue for a while.
this is not the reaction i was expecting but i’ll take it
r u blue?
lmao.
--E√ Now listen up, here's the story, about a litʇle guy that lived in the blue world...
Ok but, why?
you know i dont think many of you have gotten alpha yet. most of you who would didnt concern yourself with the yaoi trope quiz.
half of you guys got omega and it shows.
