
like im being so fr fixating on a gay biker the size of a brick shit house would probably fix this guy

codependency is still daddy issues man

Clearly, maybe I need to show him some good old fashioned tough love, maybe that'll set the little dude straight and he'll stop trying to get into my pants.

i can promise you right now that is definitely going to make it worse man hes looking for any kind of attention and roughing him up is gonna unlock some things youre not gonna be able to lock back up

Of course, God I feel like I need a drink after the long day I've had, seriously are all johns like that or is he some kind of special paradox space case.

yours is definitely a special one of a kind sort of pathetic im sorry to say

Oh great, of course paradox space fucks me over on this spectacular grand scale of proportions, aren't I just a lucky guy.

your life is so hard man the obvious solution here is to seduce his dad and become his step father

God I've been trying to seduce his dad, but the guy has been on business trips like fuckin crazy, for some reason.

could be anything

I guess so, oh well guess I'll just have to pray to whatever fucked up God might be out there.