Your name is KANAYA MARYAM and you really need to bribe somebody to get the streetlamp outside fixed. It makes your REPUTABLE ESTABLISHMENT look like someone fooled around with the brightness and contrast settings on the whole block. You would have purchased a location in a less foreboding looking area, but real estate isn't cheap! Had to get on that PROPERTY LADDER some time instead of peddling your wares on risky house calls to strange carapacians and stranger drifters. Sometimes Sgrub was less stressful. Besides. As the protection money some call property taxes go up, the locales only get better lit by dint of being WRETCHEDLY GARISH. And you, aforementioned Maryam, have some class. At least in some parts of you. The real question is: What will you do with it? #narration #halfIC
