
It's all fun and games until you get the sudden urge to have full control over another human being, no it's not a sexual thing I'm just a control freak. #suggestive #Not-really-actually.

at least ur admittin it

I guess I'm one of the few dirks amongst the splinters that are self aware, does this make me the most dirk or least dirk.

i think it makes u more healthy then most dirks simce ur aware enough 2 know its a problem so ur more likely 2 learn how 2 deal w it in a healthier manner even tho itll still take a long ass time bc imagine a strilonde findin a healthy way 2 deal with things in a timly manner lmao were all fucked

Oh boy, I'm the most healthy functional one of the bunch, lemme give myself a pat on the back.

i mean that is kinda somethin 2 celebrate lol i can send u a slushie if u want

Sweet, I'd never turn down a free slushie from lalonde.

what flavour u want? usually theres blue rasp orange coke an cherry

Orange.