♦ pitied by @tipsyGibberish

Believe it or not, I feel a little bad now. He's cute. Him. That one in particular.

So much fun. Beats saying it to his face. Last time I attempted to hit on the guy, he seemed completely fucking bewildered. Usually, a bad sign.

On that note, severe lack of top Dirks on this site, as far as I've seen. I'm carrying this shit on my back.

Not every man you dislike can be a twink. They've gotta fit the bill, or it's a cheap comeback. I've had that word thrown at me more times than I can count on my fingers, and yet not once has it ever held an ounce of truth. Creativity is lacking, nowadays.