
if we put them 2gether in some sort of car wash styled smexy-off competition WHOS WINNING: capt falcon vs simon belmont vs groose from zelda GO GO GO

do u think if we fundraised for this it could work LOL

i literally dont even know what 2 do now bc this LITRALLY changes fuckin everything you win not falcon but you you won it :D
damn, me neither. d0uble sucks for y0u though since i kn0w how fucking biased age is toward the r0xanne versions 0f you.
Yippie. My reward shall be butch lesbian captain falcon washing my unwieldy big truck ♥︎ ♥︎

GODDDD I WISH THAT WERE ME </3 #FuckinLuckyLMAO
They are fictional characters Rogue. The most we could do is conjure an illusion.

hmmmmmm :)) u know wat i bet this is a problem the magic of SCIENCE could help us solve
Please specify what sort of science. And if you say Ectobiology then it's a firm and resounding Not Happening.

LOL not ectobios!!! that would straight up take 2 long n also have some ethical quandary shit involved mayhaps what we rly need are interdimensional transteleport-conjurational majyyks ;)))
Oh. Maybe. I don't know honestly. I'm rather illiterate when things enter the "spatial" range.


