@ tipsyGnostalgic — # dirkreport

#dirk #alphaboat #inthecorner #facial #withcallie #dirkreport #alphareport

#Dirk & i got matching cheesecakes for dessert!! :3 :3 gonna get #Facial'd 2gether later!!! #WithCallie #InTheCorner #AlphaReport #AlphaBoat #DirkReport https://i.ibb.co/Z6tvgfmr/IMG-9176.jpg

#dirk #alphaboat #ontheirportabletypewriter #calliereport #theclackerrr #lolluvthem #calliope #keepsbetrayingme #dirkreport #friendplesmassage

#Dirk didnt warn me that they were gonna touch my butt @ our platonic couples massage #FriendplesMassage #KeepsBetrayingMe #Calliope had a vry good time tho since they were just in the corner..... watching & clackin away :) #OnTheirPortableTypewriter #LOLLuvThem #TheClackerrr #CallieReport #DirkReport #AlphaBoat

Kult: +10

Total: 10

#dirk #alphaboat #jakereport #jake #dirkreport #alphareport

this morning @ brekky #Dirk looked to #Jake n then to me n said "Some guys just act like they have a little too much sugar in the fuckin' tank, Roxy." what did he mean by this #DirkReport #JakeReport #AlphaBoat #AlphaReport

Kult: +32

Kull: +7

Total: 39

Ratio: 4.57

#dirk #believedhim #betrayed #dirkcrackerstacks #dirkreport

i got to 20 crackers total and then #Dirk jutted his chin out and bit off one of the top crackers of my #DirkCrackerStacks this whole time he wasnt asleep.... just letting me stack on him :( #DirkReport #BelievedHim #Betrayed

Kult: +27

Kull: +2

Total: 29

Ratio: 13.50

ive stacked 10 crackers on him so far & he hasnt moved at ALL #Dirk #DirkReport

Kult: +17

Total: 17

#dirk #bigdirk #dirkreport

i have stacked six crackers on #Dirk so far but he hasnt stopped """RESTING HIS EYES""" yet..... i think #BigDirk is lying to us all #DirkReport

Kult: +37

Total: 37

#Dirk has been resting his eyes for like an hour now #DirkReport

Kult: +10

Total: 10

#Dirk just sang tha song roxanne by the police @ karaoke......... what did he mean by that #DirkReport

Kult: +22

Total: 22

#dirk #dirkreport #wherethehellwashe

#Dirk just came back w/ this fuckin swordfish or marlin or watever (from out of the ocean lol) + said "Soup's on." #DirkReport #WhereTheHellWasHe

Kult: +5

Total: 5

#dirk #theboat #dirkreport

#Dirk just drank another warm beer & said he was gonna go get "Dinner" b4 doing an acrobatic swan dive straight off #TheBoat into the water #DirkReport

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

#dirk #thepool #dirkreport #substance

#Dirk drank a light beer & then he got in #ThePool & just closed his eyes #DirkReport #substance

Kult: +12

Total: 12

#dirk #thepool #dirkreport

#Dirk is getting in #ThePool now #DirkReport

Kult: +7

Total: 7

im bankrolling these catguys like theyre on payroll @ rolal inc #DirkReport

#dirkreport

Kult: +15

Total: 15

didnt even stop in LA #Dirk #DirkReport :/

Kult: +5

Total: 5

#dirk #gonenow #dirkreport #hatedmynuts

#Dirk has flown away #GoneNow #HatedMyNuts #DirkReport

Kult: +20

Total: 20

#Dirk is flyin away now #DirkReport

Kult: +15

Total: 15

#dirk #wtf #hesnotevendoinganything #dirkreport

#Dirk is making me help him "inspect" the boat now #Wtf #HesNotEvenDoingAnything #DirkReport

Kult: +10

Total: 10

#Dirk is watching them do tie offs or w/e on janes boat n just hovering standing floating & he keeps noddin but u cant tell if its approving or not (i can) & he has his arms crossed #Dirk #DirkReport