
morning lolll i slept leik actually awful

u want me so bad it makes u look stupid

WRONG.

ur so easy to ragebait hon

hon, did u steal his lord schtick to make urself feel better lol
NO. I AM JUST A DIFFERENT. BETTER VERSION. OF THAT GUY. HE IS BROKEN. INCOMPLETE.

uh-huh and wat makes u complete dear?
THE FACT. THAT UNLIKE HIM, WHO PREMATURELY KILLED THE SISTER WE SHARED A BODY WITH. THUS NEVER ACCEPTING HER INTO PART OF HIMSELF. THROUGH CORRECT DOMINATION PROCEDURE OF OUR SPECIES. I LAID WAIT. PATIENTLY. AND CORRECTLY MATURED INTO AN ADULT CHERUB. AND ALSO. I HAVE AN ARMY. OF THOUSANDS OF CATS. WHICH AUTOMATICALLY MAKES ME BETTER.

ok actually if u have an army of cats why didn't u start with that lol
THEY ARE. MY SECRET WEAPON. THAT I SPRING IN CONVERSATIONS LIKE THIS. BECAUSE IT IS LARGELY UNEXPECTED FROM ANY VERSION OF ME. AND ALSO BECAUSE. THEY ARE ACTUALLY FAR MORE DISTURBING AND VILE THAN REGULAR CATS, AND NOT VERY INTELLIGENT. BUT I AM FOND OF THEM. THEY ARE GOOD HUNTERS.
