GOT SOME FUCKING CARBONATED NEON GREEN SHIT THAT I HAVEN'T HAD SINCE I WAS A SIGNIFICANTLY SMALLER MISERABLE SACK OF SHIT WITH HAIR THAT HAD YET TO GROW OUT ALL LONG.
thats like a lot of drinks be more specific
MOUNTAIN DEW. I'M NOWHERE NEAR A MOUNTAIN SO I HAVE NO IDEA WHY IT'S CALLED THAT, AND IT SURE AS HELL DOESN'T TASTE LIKE A DAMN MOUNTAIN.
just a brand name im p sure but ur rite it doesnt taste like a mountain at all but idk why u would assume u would need 2 live next 2 a mountain for a drink?
NO IT'S MORE LIKE WHY IS THIS PRODUCT SHIPPING TO AREAS WITHOUT MOUNTAINS IF HALF OF IT'S APPEAL IS THE MOUNTAINS.
r u drinkin it bc u wanted to have the can itself bc it had mountains on it bc im p sure the appeal is supposed 2 be the sugar an caffeine
I GOT IT BECAUSE IT WAS ONE OF THE FEW DRINKS I GUZZLED DOWN WAY BACK WHEN AND I WANNA SEE WHAT I WAS ONTO. I DON'T REMEMBER EVER REALLY HAVING A REASON FOR DRINKING IT THOUGH, ASIDE FROM THE SUGAR AND CAFFEINE, BUT THATS WHY ANYONE DRINKS SODA.