← @titanicWarden

Being Nearly Thirteen Feet Tall Is Really A Fucking ProbleM SoMetiMes.

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every day i wake up and im somewhat average male height how do you think i feel

SMall I’d AssuMe.

You could chop yourself off at the kn33s. #violence

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and sometimes pensive but yeah

I Cannot As Then I’d Lose My Ability To Boot Disrespectful Scrags Away FroM My Beloved :(

Shoot them in the eyes. #violence

See, Misting Their Pans Is Fun But There’s SoMething About Watching SoMeone Get Ragdolled Across A RooM By My Kick Is Satisfying.

#violence Shit I Forgot

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I can s33 the appeal now that you mention it. Carry on, wayward son.

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