hi / @titillatingnotions you terrify me / so / i've come seeking your forbidden knowledge / why is there another me / what's going on
☆ ok this is gonna sound a little weird, have you ever heard of RPF??
real person fanfiction / i'm familiar with your work
so someone out there / is just / roleplaying as me / that's it / honestly this is the first time this has happened to me / any advice would be appreciated
☆ embrace it ☆ engage with them ☆ leave them starstruck
thank you for the advice / what do you want in exchange for your wisdom
☆ nude modelling photos! of you ideally!!!
is there any way the price can be lowered / i don't like stuff like that floating around
i can't just shout you out or something huh / ugh this sucks / i don't know if i can go through with this / what if you circulate it / i just can't take that risk