
You know it's really sad when even the Brofucker9000 pities you.

In my defense, I do not desire every Bro. You, for example, are safe.

...I wanna know your opinion on my Bro.

I’m not sure which one is yours, but I’m willing to tell you my thoughts on the matter once you point me in the right direction.

I'm not @ing him actually but here. @/businessAccount. Idk if it's more about personality for you but he does have a second account where he's kind of anonymous.

That account gives me very little to work with. I cannot give you an answer, unfortunately.

Alright uh. @/dipshitScreenwriter is his "anonymous" one.

Yeah he’s hot.

Dear God no.

Apologies. You did ask. Although I do not see myself pursuing him, so you are once again safe.

Praise be. He has enough clout he doesn't need to be anywhere near a president. Anyways. Goodbye.