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@titularTerror[TT]

I genuinely just fell down the stairs. Oh, if only someone had warned me…

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@tempestousTheophany[TT]

If only you had life alert. Its important for these types of accidents.

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@titularTerror[TT]

Do not try me right now, Lalonde. My ass hurts and I’m not above taking it out on the nearest snarky broad.

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@tempestousTheophany[TT]

I'm quaking in my boots. Oh, how I tremble and fret-Wait. Can you manage the speed to hunt me down after such a grievous fall? I'd rather not be the cause for a strained back too.

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@titularTerror[TT]

I have my methods.

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@tempestousTheophany[TT]

Do they involve a wheelchair and a disgruntled bedside nurse? With your surly attitude, I'm not sure you'll find one that can handle you. Shall I help?

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@titularTerror[TT]

The only help necessary will be the help you’ll need after you check your mail. I’ll give you a hint—it starts with an “A” and ends in a “nthrax”.