Zoologically Dubious Caduceus
An ominous omen for a complacent wizard.
Verified
A user of established repute
I genuinely just fell down the stairs. Oh, if only someone had warned me…
Kult: +34
Kull: +30
Total: 64
Ratio: 1.13
If only you had life alert. Its important for these types of accidents.
Kult: +2
Total: 2
↩ @tempestousTheophany[TT]
Zoologically Dubious Caduceus
An ominous omen for a complacent wizard.
Verified
A user of established repute
Do not try me right now, Lalonde. My ass hurts and I’m not above taking it out on the nearest snarky broad.
Kult: +2
Total: 2
↩ @titularTerror[TT]
I'm quaking in my boots. Oh, how I tremble and fret-Wait. Can you manage the speed to hunt me down after such a grievous fall? I'd rather not be the cause for a strained back too.
↩ @tempestousTheophany[TT]
Zoologically Dubious Caduceus
An ominous omen for a complacent wizard.
Verified
A user of established repute
I have my methods.
Kult: +2
Total: 2
↩ @titularTerror[TT]
Do they involve a wheelchair and a disgruntled bedside nurse? With your surly attitude, I'm not sure you'll find one that can handle you. Shall I help?
Kull: +5
Total: 5
↩ @tempestousTheophany[TT]
Zoologically Dubious Caduceus
An ominous omen for a complacent wizard.
Verified
A user of established repute
The only help necessary will be the help you’ll need after you check your mail. I’ll give you a hint—it starts with an “A” and ends in a “nthrax”.