You might believe my identifying myself as a violet blood is counterproductive to my anti trollthoritarian allegiances but I assure you it’s actually a revolutionary act of reclamation. It has nothing to do with my brand of being purple.
And would you say you feel oppressed by us, my dearly dramatic nephew? Might this hint at an unaddressed inferiority complex?
It seems a little bit like stolen valor in my book. But i do admit it makes your profile look significantly more snazzy!
In the current administration, if you knew anything at all, you would know we are legally classed as lower lifeforms—AKA lower than even your underclass of “rustbloods”. This assumption reveals your trollcentric view. You also might be colorblind, as our human blood is not the same hue as any on your official spectrum. I suggest you leave my page at once, heiress sympathizer.
Valor should consider itself lucky that I have only stolen it and not yet destroyed it completely.
Jeez louise they ought to let you put thoughts like these down on paper. Youd sell possibly ones if not tens of hard copies with top line jabber like that.
When the time comes, you have my support in whatever destruction you see fit.
My loquacious friend, you’re pretty humorous. I did laugh.
Appreciated kindly, nephew.