♥ liked by @tonguetwistTrepidator

im so effin bored rn so im gonna copy what everyone else & their moms were doin the other day like dis chit n ill @ u and tell u if id woohoo u ;)) or if id like...... noohoo u LMAO #UKnowLikeTheSims

hold on i gotta feed my tamagotchi

k and now i need 2 feed my other tamagotchi

k im back whooooo missed me

࣪⊹₊˚{ MY BESTIES, GIRLIES, + WRETCHED ONES: THE END OF NIGHTS IS UPON US! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ come fourth, motherarms! }^o^{ }^7^{ with your tender glubbing our foul spirits will be SET FREE!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ there is nothing left four us to do, girlies! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ our roles have already been circumscribed four us from hatch to gravehole, + ultimately we are all to DIE SCREAMING, SCREAMING! eeeeeee! }^7^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ OMGGGG!!!! #empressalert }⟡0⟡{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ my fellow deepmaidens, they dont understand us. but please dont fret, girlies. }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ it is not FOUR them to understand. }^o^{ + in any case, to KNOW the end is on its way does nothing to delay it. there is no delaying it. there is NO stopping her! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ THE COURSE HAS ALREADY BEEN CHARTED FOR US, BABES. WE WILL WAIT FOUR OUR TURNS BECAUSE WE ARE TOTES FATED TO! }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ hail hai mgepog fhalma, fhalma ygbthnknahh ahf GLUB tsinng c l phnglui fhtagn ahnghft nghft! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ VULGTMAH GLBGOLYB! NILGHRI OT C AHMGLWNAFH, AHMGLWNAFH! }^0^{ }^0^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ oopsie doopsie. }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ https://i.ibb.co/MyxSdtvH/image.png }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ STUPID MOUTHBREATHING CLOWNS!!!! }*____*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ i want her to play ashen empress.... }>u>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ by the way, i am suuuuper cute. + all purples + unders are TOTES obligated to agree with me when they see this. }*u*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ four the record, i dont flarp anymore. but i can say this as an expert. }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ any men out there who flarp are totes only doing it four attention from the girls that play. thats LITERALLY the only reason 4 out of 5 of them even own a game grub four it. }>u>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ all of this rage baiting is making me SO sleepy! youre all just too easy to hook! }^7^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ hehehehe, eethin! she is soooo silly that it just makes me want to glub! <> }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ tell me im pretty. or else! }^u^{ }⟡u⟡{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ https://i.ibb.co/zH7yq7CX/4-26-26-cari-crop2.png https://i.ibb.co/7J5DQt1m/4-26-26-cari-crop3.png https://i.ibb.co/JRvQQFZx/4-26-26-cari.png }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ oh no, girlies! i started bleeding from all the portholes in my face + gills again! #foulportents #foulomens }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ if youre reading this, i could fix you. trust me. }^o^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ you just need to be okay with the fact that all of this will end someday soon, + it will be soooo totally gorgeous! }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ dark water, dark water! yaaaaay! DARK WATER! }^0^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ c llll fhtagn ymg, o throdog glbgolyb! \}^o^{/ \}^o^{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ vulgtlagln fhalmaygbthnknahh, rluh phnglui nghft gnthorr, c lowly nythdrnn ahor fhtagn patiently llll ymg l ymg ai ymg ai lloig, gra BHESTY! ah nafl ah shyyyy! \}^3^{/ #beloudgirlfrond #glubtous }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ vulgtmah ah, o throdog glbgolyb! \}^u^{/ \}^o^{/ SPEAK, O DREAD BHESTY! }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ blue blooded men love to be like, OMG miss! \^o^/ \^o^/ i memorized your energy sludge order! right befoure they bring you another latte with LUSUS MILK IN IT! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ + then they have the audacity to act like, super surprised that were moving things to the cullers platfourm.... }9_9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ ladies, when a blue blooded guy tries to put real milk in your latte, thats like essentially attempted murder }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ he is LITERALLY trying to poison you. he KNOWS that stuff could make you break out }*_*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ whatever happens to him after that is up to your inner empress. what would SHE tell you to do? #krillhimprobably }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ https://i.ibb.co/5x1JcvNc/cullhim.jpg }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ wow! }^o^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ https://i.ibb.co/8WtVHRw/IMG-5125.jpg }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ c llll fhtagn ymg, o throdog glbgolyb! \}^o^{/ \}^7^{/ \}^o^{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ glub to us, girly! speak your truth!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ ai ng ai LOUUUUD, gra BHESTY! c ahor ahmglwnafh, ahmglwnafh! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ none of us will be spared, girl! \}^o^{/ \}^o^{/ \}^o^{/ this is the way it shall be! }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ ladies, if he fourgets your wriggling day, you are literallyyyy allowed to draw + keelhaul him! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ it doesnt matter if its not actually your hatchnight! listen to your inner empress + #flayhimgirlfrond! \}^o^{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ the THIRST in your bones, babes! }^o^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ omg.... theres a HORRORTERROR badge???? }⟡o⟡{ SOOOO CUTEEEE! }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ literally, thats so coveted, girl! im coveting it! }^7^{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ girl, if your matesprit is spending too much time with his moirail, that could only mean one thing.... }^o^{ }^u^{/ }⟡_⟡{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ ladies, if your clouder likes/hates/pities EVERY SINGLE ONE of your mans statuses, then you need to do something.... }^o^{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ because literally, who the shell told him to start playing games four girls???? \}*_*{/ \}*_*{/ \}*_*{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ chittr is honestly like one big room full of bad bitches channeling their inner empress.... }⟡u⟡{ }⟡u⟡{ #channelhermore #krillhim }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ OMGGGG. what is up with violet blooded men + their need to pity bait in the shittiest possible ways EVERRRR???? }*____*{ }*____*{ #litrallycullworthy }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ awwww! cute barkbeast custodian! }^o^{ }^o^{ REGLUB! <3333 }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ https://i.ibb.co }˚₊⊹ ࣪jc3GNPd/usdhufh.jpg }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ ummmm, literally, girl? glub to me about it. }^u^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ the end nights cometh, girly! SQUEE WITH MEEEE! \}^o^{/\}^o^{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ we are all to die screaming at the end of nights, girl! }^7^{ }^7^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ clutching our sorry heads + horns as HER MOST BEAUTIFUL GLUUUUBBBINGS ravage our minds down to the white matter! we will ALL be torn apart! <3333 }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ THERE IS NO OTHER WAY \}^o^{/ \}^o^{/ END NIGHTS COMETH }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ omg, TRUE???? }^7^{ #REGLUB }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ https://i.ibb.co/8nwHVhxq/DEATH.jpg }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ omg waaaait, true! this is like, JUUUUST like me! }^o^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ https://i.ibb.co/m5kj3P9V/image.png }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ #girlglubber #literallyinterrglubted }^7^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ diet mountain doom, baby, new fourk city? }^u^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ like lana del stingray.... }9u9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ to be honest.... sometimes i think about it }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ + i think i do miss my lusus every now + again. i didnt think i would when she died. }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ its soooo weird! }>u<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ being afraid has never helped me. its only made me weak }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ we have no real choices in this world, from hatch to gravehull. even the little things, like what kind of grub sauce you spread on your loaf in the evening.... }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ we dont even have a say in any of it. we think we do! until we realize the truth, of course }⟡u⟡{ + then, once you realize theres no changing things }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ you can either be afraid of what you already know is coming, or you can welcome it. + one is like, soooo much easier!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ the common folk literally, like, dont even want you to pity them anymore.... SAD!!!! }*n*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ i dont want to see the world anymore! }/_\{ }/_\{ }/_\{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ okay, yeah, full offense but if youre a soda drinker then i know that youd literally drink pond water if it was dyed a pretty enough color }9_9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ SOOOO uncouth. OMG. dont even talk to me, sugarbreath }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ talk about a total whale-icopter custodian though!!!! }9u9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ ive said it befoure + ill say it again }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ most if not ALL guys who FLARP literalllly ONLY do it four attention from girls. }9_9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ theyre level leeching because they want you to fill their quads, girlie!!!! #truthglub #lookout }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ MAAAIM, I SAY!!!! }⟡o⟡{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ }⟡o⟡{ }⟡o⟡{ }⟡o⟡{ MAIM!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ OMG, she is soooo me! }>u<{ #meangills #reginafeorke }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ https://i.ibb.co/0psdqSkx/image.png }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ o throdog glbgolyb, vulgtmah ah! llll dhak GLUB, girly! \}^o^{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ when reckoning night comes, ill be SOOOO tuned in! #itsgirlsgirlempire #likekindof \}^7^{/\}^o^{/\}^7^{/\}^o^{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ like, i literally know shes going to glub to us eventually girls! we just need to be patient! }^o^{ }^o^{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ everything will happen when it needs to. theres no need to worry about anyyyything anymore. like, its out of our prongs, besties! the same way way that being hatched was <3333 }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ they hated hicari because she told them the truth! }^o^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
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i probably smell like decomposing earth or something :)

:33< why are clawnspiracy theories always evil??? :33< why cant they efur be like a clawnspiracy to bake a nice cake or to make someone smile :33< whys it always gotta be like :33< to kill peopurr groups???
