♦ pitied by @totallyTactical
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { FUCK MY STOVE EXPLODED FOR THE 12TH FUCKING TIME THIS MONTH, I HAVE TO FIX THIS SHIT AGAIN! IT'S NOT MY FAULT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO REROUTE GASLINES!! I WANT TO MAKE SOME FUCKING QUESADILLAS FOR SHIT'S SAKE!! }
Kult: +22
Total: 22
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { MY ASSISTANT HAS MADE ME AWARE THAT PUBLICLY POSTING ABOUT DOING ROBOT-BASED CRIMES ON THE INTERNET IS AN UNWISE DECISION. DEAR FBI, I DO *NOT* BUILD ROBOTS OF WAR. I WILL *NOT* RAID TROLL MCDONALDS FOR THEIR SZECHUAN A SECOND TIME USING TWO LARGE ROBOTS AS AN INTIMIDATION TACTIC. I AM MOST CERTAINLY LEGALLY LICENSED TO BE BUILDING ROBOTS AND DID *NOT* HAVE MY LICENSE REVOKED AFTER THREATENING THE MAYOR OF MY CITY WITH 100 ROBOT ANTS TO DISMISS MY PARKING TICKET. }
Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40