MACHINER GORMLESS
@capsaicinRoboticizer
I BUILD FUCKING ROBOT DINOBEASTS.
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { DONE FIXING MY GOOD FOR NOTHING STOVE!! STEVE-BOT COULD HAVE DONE THE DAMN THING, IT WASN'T THAT HARD. NOW I CAN MAKE RAW CAPSAICIN QUESADILLAS. }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { FUCK MY STOVE EXPLODED FOR THE 12TH FUCKING TIME THIS MONTH, I HAVE TO FIX THIS SHIT AGAIN! IT'S NOT MY FAULT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO REROUTE GASLINES!! I WANT TO MAKE SOME FUCKING QUESADILLAS FOR SHIT'S SAKE!! }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { MY ASSISTANT HAS MADE ME AWARE THAT PUBLICLY POSTING ABOUT DOING ROBOT-BASED CRIMES ON THE INTERNET IS AN UNWISE DECISION. DEAR FBI, I DO *NOT* BUILD ROBOTS OF WAR. I WILL *NOT* RAID TROLL MCDONALDS FOR THEIR SZECHUAN A SECOND TIME USING TWO LARGE ROBOTS AS AN INTIMIDATION TACTIC. I AM MOST CERTAINLY LEGALLY LICENSED TO BE BUILDING ROBOTS AND DID *NOT* HAVE MY LICENSE REVOKED AFTER THREATENING THE MAYOR OF MY CITY WITH 100 ROBOT ANTS TO DISMISS MY PARKING TICKET. }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { JOIN MY EMPIRE #GORMLESSEMPIRE WE DO VERY LEGAL SHIT WITH ROBOTS! }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { I AM MAKING AN ANNOUNCEMENT ON CHITTER.ING. GREETINGS, TROLLS, HUMANS, AND WHATEVER OTHER ALIEN FUCKERS EXIST IN THE UNIVERSE AND BEYOND!! I AM MACHINER GORMLESS. AKA DOCTOROBOTICIZER GORMLESS, BECAUSE BELIEVE ME I HAVE ALL OF THE CERTIFICATIONS TO DOCTOROBOTICIZE. YOU DO NOT HAVE MY PERMISSION TO QUESTION IT. I BUILD BIG FUCKING ROBOTS. PREHISTORIC DINOBEAST ROBOTS. WITH BIG FUCKING BOOBS. IT'S TACTICAL. BECAUSE THEY BLOCK MISSILES AND SHIT WHEN I SEND THEM ON PATROL TO SPREAD THE WORD OF THE UP AND COMING GORMLESS EMPIRE!!! I WILL BE ON TOP OF THIS SITE WITHIN THE HOUR, JUST YOU WAIT MOTHERFUCKERS!!! #NSFW #GORMLESSEMPIRE }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { MY COLOR WILL SHINE AS BRIGHTLY AS MY CHARMING PERSONALITY, BABY!! }
I will slash FOUR gormillion times then! / \ / \ / \ / \ / / \ / \ \ \ / \ / \ / \ /
My god, man. At least it's better. But that doesn't mean it's good still. It's just better than the last one. It's a mouthful and the fact that it just means "Awesome" twice is very cheesy.
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { DAMN, THAT IS A REALLY FUCKING HIGH NUMBER OF SLASHES, I NEED TO COUNTER THIS SOMEHOW. }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { "ASTOUNDING SPECTACULAR STUNNING" THEN! IT'S AWESOME **3** TIMES!! }
Bahahaha! / Such is the power of a noble sir kXay of the ManifolX Table. \
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { OH I'M 13 ALTERNIAN DISTANCE UNITS TALL. WHICH IS TO SAY... ROUGHLY 185 "CM" IN EARTH DISTANCE UNITS. I AM NOT TOO LIL IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF. }