MACHINER GORMLESS
@capsaicinRoboticizer
I BUILD FUCKING ROBOT DINOBEASTS.
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { "YOU NEED A MATESPRIT YOU NEED A MOIRAIL" WELL YOU NEED TO SHUT UP. I DON'T NEED ANY OF THAT WHEN I PUT BIG FUCKING RUMBLERS ON MY ROBOT DINOBEASTS. AND NO, I DID NOT PUT BULGES ON THEM. THAT IS FOR THE BULGEBOTS. OF WHICH GO ENTIRELY UNUSED!! BECAUSE I DO NOT NEED SUCH DISTRACTIONS. THEY WERE MERELY A TEST OF MY ANATOMICAL KNOWLEDGE. #NSFW }
>> or !! or or or you cou1d aડk for vo1unteerડ, for h¡gher eff¡cacy of your reડu1tડ
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { THE FLASH?! I DIDN'T ANTICIPATE THIS MOVE!! }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { MAYBE, BUT LAST TIME I WANTED A VOLUNTEER FOR ONE OF MY ROBOTS, THEY REPORTED ME TO THE AUTHORITIES AND MY BASE WAS RAIDED BY THE SWAT. GRANTED I HAVE DEVELOPED ANTI-SWAT BOTS SINCE THEN. BUT MAYBE I'LL TRY AND PUT THE GOOD WORD OUT FOR BULGEBOT TESTING POSITIONS. #NSFW }
Yes! \ My ultimate attack. \ The one I can not overuse lest I melt my entire face. / A large beam of crackling psionic energy that Xestroys your anti-slash technology. /
>> ¡ wou1d NEVER report you to the author¡t¡eડ ADAB (a11 droneડ are baડtardડ) and a1ડo ¡ fee1 that wou1d
>> —h¡t enter too ડoon ¡ fee1 that wou1d be act¡ng aga¡nડt my own ¡ntereડtડ
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { PSIONIC POWER... A GIFT I WAS NEVER GIFTED, DESPITE THE FACT MY ENTIRE FAMILY LINE HAS IT!! THAT IS WHY I USE MY BRAIN INSTEAD TO BUILD ROBOTS THAT CAN DO FAR MORE THAN SOME PSYCHIC PARTY TRICKS. BUT MAYBE THIS WOULD BE THE ULTIMATE TEST TO PROVE WHETHER THAT IS RIGHT OR NOT. }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { YOU MAKE A VALID POINT THERE. NOW IF I COULD FIND WHERE I PUT THEM, I MAY CONSIDER SOME ARRANGEMENTS. }
>> ¡f you f¡nd them, you know where to f¡nd me !!
Yes! \ You unXerstanX now. \ I was but a humble agrarian, anX now I face a pillar of technology.. / We each have one yellow globe, opposite each other. / Psionics versus none, brains versus brawn... / Truly this is fate. \
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { I THINK RICARD AND MORTIE IS A VERY INTELLIGENT SHOW AND NEARLY NO ONE I TALK TO SEEMS TO GRASP THE VAST LEVEL OF INTELLIGENCE REQUIRED TO UNDERSTAND THE NUANCE OF THAT SHOW'S HUMOR. OF COURSE HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A PICKLE, IT'S A FEAT OF GENIUS INTELLECT AND DECISIONMAKING THAT RESULTED IN ONE OF THE FINEST THE ANIMATION INDUSTRY HAS TO OFFER. }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { JUST BECAUSE I WAS IN JAIL FOR 4 OR 5 DAYS MEANS NOTHING!! THEY THINK THEY CAN KEEP THE GREAT MACHINER GORMLESS LOCKED UP?! WELL JOKE'S ON THEM, I EMPLOYED MY BREAK-OUT-OF-JAIL BOT AT JUST THE RIGHT MOMENT. #GORMLESSEMPIRE }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { I SHALL HAVE YOU KNOW, MY ESTEEMED ANCESTOR THUMBSON GORMLESS IS A VALUED TROLL IN THE ROBOTICS INDUSTRY. SO I HAD TAKEN ON THE TORCH AND INHERITED THE SECOND HALF OF HIS TITLE, I COULDN'T HOPE YET TO BE HALF THE TROLL HE WAS BUT I'VE GOT MY OWN WAY. }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { MY RIVAL, IT SEEMS YOU DIDN'T CRASH INTO A STAR AND DIE. WELL, MY ROBOT IS PERFECTLY NAMED FOR IT'S PURPOSE, DON'T YOU THINK? I BROKE OUT OF JAIL, DIDN'T I?! }
Yeah I didn't crash and die because I know how to actually make and manage a spaceship. Your robot deserves a better name than just some cheesy no effort title you gave it.
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { WELL OF COURSE. "MACHINER" IS SOMEONE WHO SPECIALIZES IN MACHINEWORK. "GORMLESS" IS AN ARCHAIC WORD FROM MY ANCESTOR'S TIME THAT MEANS "VERY SMART AND LEVEL-HEADED INDIVIDUAL OF WHOM WILL TURN OUT TO BE A BRILLIANT PERSON IN THEIR TIME." WHICH I THINK I AM. }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE BETTER AT SPACESHIPS THAN I AM MEANS NOTHING TO ME, FOOL! I AM REALLY FUCKING GOOD AT BUILDING ROBOT DINOBEASTS THAT NO ONE CAN SEEM TO STOP. }
I'm going to guess nobody can stop them because they're probably not even known, are they? You probably just build them and not even send them out anywhere. Am I correct?
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { WELL THE MAYOR OF SOME TOWN, AS WELL AS THEIR TROLL MCDONALDS, FEAR MY NAME. THEY RUE THE DAY THEY WERE BORN. I'M WORKING ON MAKING MYSELF KNOWN IN OTHER PLACES, IT'S A LONG PROCESS. MY GORMILLION MEMBERS IN THE #GORMLESSEMPIRE ALL KNOW THOUGH. }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { DONE FIXING MY GOOD FOR NOTHING STOVE!! STEVE-BOT COULD HAVE DONE THE DAMN THING, IT WASN'T THAT HARD. NOW I CAN MAKE RAW CAPSAICIN QUESADILLAS. }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { FUCK MY STOVE EXPLODED FOR THE 12TH FUCKING TIME THIS MONTH, I HAVE TO FIX THIS SHIT AGAIN! IT'S NOT MY FAULT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO REROUTE GASLINES!! I WANT TO MAKE SOME FUCKING QUESADILLAS FOR SHIT'S SAKE!! }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { MY ASSISTANT HAS MADE ME AWARE THAT PUBLICLY POSTING ABOUT DOING ROBOT-BASED CRIMES ON THE INTERNET IS AN UNWISE DECISION. DEAR FBI, I DO *NOT* BUILD ROBOTS OF WAR. I WILL *NOT* RAID TROLL MCDONALDS FOR THEIR SZECHUAN A SECOND TIME USING TWO LARGE ROBOTS AS AN INTIMIDATION TACTIC. I AM MOST CERTAINLY LEGALLY LICENSED TO BE BUILDING ROBOTS AND DID *NOT* HAVE MY LICENSE REVOKED AFTER THREATENING THE MAYOR OF MY CITY WITH 100 ROBOT ANTS TO DISMISS MY PARKING TICKET. }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { JOIN MY EMPIRE #GORMLESSEMPIRE WE DO VERY LEGAL SHIT WITH ROBOTS! }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { I AM MAKING AN ANNOUNCEMENT ON CHITTER.ING. GREETINGS, TROLLS, HUMANS, AND WHATEVER OTHER ALIEN FUCKERS EXIST IN THE UNIVERSE AND BEYOND!! I AM MACHINER GORMLESS. AKA DOCTOROBOTICIZER GORMLESS, BECAUSE BELIEVE ME I HAVE ALL OF THE CERTIFICATIONS TO DOCTOROBOTICIZE. YOU DO NOT HAVE MY PERMISSION TO QUESTION IT. I BUILD BIG FUCKING ROBOTS. PREHISTORIC DINOBEAST ROBOTS. WITH BIG FUCKING BOOBS. IT'S TACTICAL. BECAUSE THEY BLOCK MISSILES AND SHIT WHEN I SEND THEM ON PATROL TO SPREAD THE WORD OF THE UP AND COMING GORMLESS EMPIRE!!! I WILL BE ON TOP OF THIS SITE WITHIN THE HOUR, JUST YOU WAIT MOTHERFUCKERS!!! #NSFW #GORMLESSEMPIRE }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { MY COLOR WILL SHINE AS BRIGHTLY AS MY CHARMING PERSONALITY, BABY!! }
I will slash FOUR gormillion times then! / \ / \ / \ / \ / / \ / \ \ \ / \ / \ / \ /
My god, man. At least it's better. But that doesn't mean it's good still. It's just better than the last one. It's a mouthful and the fact that it just means "Awesome" twice is very cheesy.
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { DAMN, THAT IS A REALLY FUCKING HIGH NUMBER OF SLASHES, I NEED TO COUNTER THIS SOMEHOW. }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { "ASTOUNDING SPECTACULAR STUNNING" THEN! IT'S AWESOME **3** TIMES!! }
Bahahaha! / Such is the power of a noble sir kXay of the ManifolX Table. \
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { OH I'M 13 ALTERNIAN DISTANCE UNITS TALL. WHICH IS TO SAY... ROUGHLY 185 "CM" IN EARTH DISTANCE UNITS. I AM NOT TOO LIL IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF. }