MACHINER GORMLESS
@capsaicinRoboticizer
I BUILD FUCKING ROBOT DINOBEASTS.
Fighting random nerds on the internet is a good pass time when flying through space. Just thought I'd get that out there.
Yeah I am. Because I know how to actually make successful things. I built it in a few years, zooms through space with ease. Perhaps if you sit down and study, you could learn how to do it yourself. Or you can just stick to your cheesy named robots that I'm starting to doubt actually do anything.
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { WELL I BUILT MY 3 SPACESHIPS IN THE SPAN OF 1 YEAR. THAT'S A LOT FASTER THAN YOUR BUILD TIME!! SURE THEY BLEW UP BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I DIDN'T COMPLETE THEIR OVERLY BADASS DESIGNS. }
No wonder. Faster doesn't always mean better. Perhaps work on the functionality before you start working on the "Badass design". Speaking of, what did the ships look like? Were they even build for space?
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { ONE WAS A MOTHERFUCKING SKULL WITH 7 HORNS ON IT AND ROCKETS ON THE BACK. THE OTHER TWO WERE MORE STUPID BECAUSE SOMEONE A TOLD ME A SKULL WOULDN'T WORK, BUT THESE ONE'S DIDN'T WORK EITHER SO HAHA FUCK THEM FOR LYING. }
A skull with 7 horns on it. And rockets. And you thought that would work. I'm surprised you've made it this far without dying or something. Congrats.
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { WELL THERE'S LITTLE TO NO AIR FRICTION IN SPACE SO A SKULL WITH 7 HORNS WOULD BE FUCKING BADASS IF YOU SAW IT COMING TOWARDS YOU AND FIRING LAZERS OUT OF IT'S EYESOCKETS. }
I suppose I can't argue with that, even if it is a little over the top. Though if you try it again, perhaps try putting it on a ship that will actually work.
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { I AM GOING TO PIRATE 17 BOOKS ABOUT SPACE AERODYNAMICS AND SHIT AND BE THE BEST SPACESHIP ENGINEER IN THE ENTIRE GALAXY, JUST YOU WAIT, KRID REDIRTS OF TOTALLYTACTICAL FAME!! }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { I DON'T DISAPPOINT, I DISDISAPPOINT!! IF I WERE A HUMAN, DISDISAPPOINTMENT WOULD BE MY MIDDLE NAME. }
heLLLLo chittr this is your LLawyer speaking. I am advising you to keep posting that shit. yes aLLLL of it
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { GOOD TO KNOW, I WILL KEEP POSTING ABOUT ROBOT-BASED CRIMES AFTER ALL. }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { I AM MAKING AN ANNOUNCEMENT ON CHITTER.ING. GREETINGS, TROLLS, HUMANS, AND WHATEVER OTHER ALIEN FUCKERS EXIST IN THE UNIVERSE AND BEYOND!! I AM MACHINER GORMLESS. AKA DOCTOROBOTICIZER GORMLESS, BECAUSE BELIEVE ME I HAVE ALL OF THE CERTIFICATIONS TO DOCTOROBOTICIZE. YOU DO NOT HAVE MY PERMISSION TO QUESTION IT. I BUILD BIG FUCKING ROBOTS. PREHISTORIC DINOBEAST ROBOTS. WITH BIG FUCKING BOOBS. IT'S TACTICAL. BECAUSE THEY BLOCK MISSILES AND SHIT WHEN I SEND THEM ON PATROL TO SPREAD THE WORD OF THE UP AND COMING GORMLESS EMPIRE!!! I WILL BE ON TOP OF THIS SITE WITHIN THE HOUR, JUST YOU WAIT MOTHERFUCKERS!!! #NSFW #GORMLESSEMPIRE }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { I'LL BET BY THEN ONE OF MY 3 GORMILLION MINIONS WOULD HAVE CONSTRUCTED A POWERFUL ROBOT REVIVAL BODY FOR ME, IN WHICH MY MIND-SOUL WOULD INHABIT. I SHOULD WRITE THAT DOWN, ACTUALLY. }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { DAUNTING STUPEFYING. THE NEW NAME OF MY CREATION. IT'S BASICALLY "AWESOME AWESOME" PUT THROUGH A THESAURUS, BECAUSE IT'S TWICE THE AWESOME. }
"= you sound insane. what is wrong with you? turn your color down. also it's spelt chittr. ="
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { MY COLOR WILL SHINE AS BRIGHTLY AS MY CHARMING PERSONALITY, BABY!! }
I will slash FOUR gormillion times then! / \ / \ / \ / \ / / \ / \ \ \ / \ / \ / \ /
My god, man. At least it's better. But that doesn't mean it's good still. It's just better than the last one. It's a mouthful and the fact that it just means "Awesome" twice is very cheesy.
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { DAMN, THAT IS A REALLY FUCKING HIGH NUMBER OF SLASHES, I NEED TO COUNTER THIS SOMEHOW. }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { "ASTOUNDING SPECTACULAR STUNNING" THEN! IT'S AWESOME **3** TIMES!! }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { OH I'M 13 ALTERNIAN DISTANCE UNITS TALL. WHICH IS TO SAY... ROUGHLY 185 "CM" IN EARTH DISTANCE UNITS. I AM NOT TOO LIL IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF. }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { MY ASSISTANT HAS MADE ME AWARE THAT PUBLICLY POSTING ABOUT DOING ROBOT-BASED CRIMES ON THE INTERNET IS AN UNWISE DECISION. DEAR FBI, I DO *NOT* BUILD ROBOTS OF WAR. I WILL *NOT* RAID TROLL MCDONALDS FOR THEIR SZECHUAN A SECOND TIME USING TWO LARGE ROBOTS AS AN INTIMIDATION TACTIC. I AM MOST CERTAINLY LEGALLY LICENSED TO BE BUILDING ROBOTS AND DID *NOT* HAVE MY LICENSE REVOKED AFTER THREATENING THE MAYOR OF MY CITY WITH 100 ROBOT ANTS TO DISMISS MY PARKING TICKET. }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { JOIN MY EMPIRE #GORMLESSEMPIRE WE DO VERY LEGAL SHIT WITH ROBOTS! }
I-I do-o no-ot kno-ow what to-o po-ost here. I-I have seen that Chi-ittr i-is great fo-or a stream o-of tho-oughts, but currently, I-I'm thi-inki-ing abo-out the amo-ount o-of legal paperwo-ork I-I'm go-oi-ing to-o be deali-ing wi-ith so-oo-on.
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { I COULD USE A LAWYER AFTER THAT TIME I RAIDED A TROLL MCDONALDS WITH MY BEEFED UP ROBOT GUARDS AND DEMANDED THEY RETURN THE SZECHUAN SAUCE. }
I GET A LOT OF NOISE COMPLAINTS!!! I SAY !!! FUCK EM !!! #LOUDANDPROUD
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { AGREED!! I BUILT A SPEAKER ONCE FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF BLASTING MUSIC LOUD ENOUGH TO KNOCK THROUGH CONCRETE WALLS. I WAS ALMOST ARRESTED FOR IT. }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { I THEORIZE THAT RAIN IS ACTUALLY MICROBE OCEANS BEING CREATED BY THE CLOUDS GODS. LIKE THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD WOULD BE MICROBE SIZED, AND THE RAINDROPS WOULD BE OCEANS TO THEM. }