MACHINER GORMLESS
@capsaicinRoboticizer
I BUILD FUCKING ROBOT DINOBEASTS.
If you see something about #gormlessempire then do not join it for your own safety. I have to say it's ran by the most rickety nerd I've ever seen in my life. Send Chit.
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { I WAS JUST STALKING YOUR PROFILE AND I DID NOT NOTICE THE SLANDER LEFT HERE FOR MY BELOVED #GORMLESSEMPIRE. "WHY ARE YOU STALKING MY PROFILE" BECAUSE, KRID. KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE, KEEP YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER!! }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { "YOU NEED A MATESPRIT YOU NEED A MOIRAIL" WELL YOU NEED TO SHUT UP. I DON'T NEED ANY OF THAT WHEN I PUT BIG FUCKING RUMBLERS ON MY ROBOT DINOBEASTS. AND NO, I DID NOT PUT BULGES ON THEM. THAT IS FOR THE BULGEBOTS. OF WHICH GO ENTIRELY UNUSED!! BECAUSE I DO NOT NEED SUCH DISTRACTIONS. THEY WERE MERELY A TEST OF MY ANATOMICAL KNOWLEDGE. #NSFW }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { WAIT, I REMEMBER YOU. YOU WERE USING THE SLASHING ATTACKS ON MY #GORMLESSEMPIRE MINIONS!! I NEED TO CREATE AN ANTI-SLASHING BOT FOR THIS OCCASION AND VERY SOON. }
Bahahaha! \ You will be so busy guarXing against the slash... / You shall forget the flash! /
>> or !! or or or you cou1d aડk for vo1unteerડ, for h¡gher eff¡cacy of your reડu1tડ
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { THE FLASH?! I DIDN'T ANTICIPATE THIS MOVE!! }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { MAYBE, BUT LAST TIME I WANTED A VOLUNTEER FOR ONE OF MY ROBOTS, THEY REPORTED ME TO THE AUTHORITIES AND MY BASE WAS RAIDED BY THE SWAT. GRANTED I HAVE DEVELOPED ANTI-SWAT BOTS SINCE THEN. BUT MAYBE I'LL TRY AND PUT THE GOOD WORD OUT FOR BULGEBOT TESTING POSITIONS. #NSFW }
Yes! \ My ultimate attack. \ The one I can not overuse lest I melt my entire face. / A large beam of crackling psionic energy that Xestroys your anti-slash technology. /
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ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { PSIONIC POWER... A GIFT I WAS NEVER GIFTED, DESPITE THE FACT MY ENTIRE FAMILY LINE HAS IT!! THAT IS WHY I USE MY BRAIN INSTEAD TO BUILD ROBOTS THAT CAN DO FAR MORE THAN SOME PSYCHIC PARTY TRICKS. BUT MAYBE THIS WOULD BE THE ULTIMATE TEST TO PROVE WHETHER THAT IS RIGHT OR NOT. }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { YOU MAKE A VALID POINT THERE. NOW IF I COULD FIND WHERE I PUT THEM, I MAY CONSIDER SOME ARRANGEMENTS. }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { JUST BECAUSE I WAS IN JAIL FOR 4 OR 5 DAYS MEANS NOTHING!! THEY THINK THEY CAN KEEP THE GREAT MACHINER GORMLESS LOCKED UP?! WELL JOKE'S ON THEM, I EMPLOYED MY BREAK-OUT-OF-JAIL BOT AT JUST THE RIGHT MOMENT. #GORMLESSEMPIRE }
your nam3- is gorml3-ss and you just lik3-. own that shit? that's so sad
Not you again. Think of a better name for your robot, man.
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { I SHALL HAVE YOU KNOW, MY ESTEEMED ANCESTOR THUMBSON GORMLESS IS A VALUED TROLL IN THE ROBOTICS INDUSTRY. SO I HAD TAKEN ON THE TORCH AND INHERITED THE SECOND HALF OF HIS TITLE, I COULDN'T HOPE YET TO BE HALF THE TROLL HE WAS BUT I'VE GOT MY OWN WAY. }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { MY RIVAL, IT SEEMS YOU DIDN'T CRASH INTO A STAR AND DIE. WELL, MY ROBOT IS PERFECTLY NAMED FOR IT'S PURPOSE, DON'T YOU THINK? I BROKE OUT OF JAIL, DIDN'T I?! }
Yeah I didn't crash and die because I know how to actually make and manage a spaceship. Your robot deserves a better name than just some cheesy no effort title you gave it.
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { WELL OF COURSE. "MACHINER" IS SOMEONE WHO SPECIALIZES IN MACHINEWORK. "GORMLESS" IS AN ARCHAIC WORD FROM MY ANCESTOR'S TIME THAT MEANS "VERY SMART AND LEVEL-HEADED INDIVIDUAL OF WHOM WILL TURN OUT TO BE A BRILLIANT PERSON IN THEIR TIME." WHICH I THINK I AM. }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE BETTER AT SPACESHIPS THAN I AM MEANS NOTHING TO ME, FOOL! I AM REALLY FUCKING GOOD AT BUILDING ROBOT DINOBEASTS THAT NO ONE CAN SEEM TO STOP. }
I'm going to guess nobody can stop them because they're probably not even known, are they? You probably just build them and not even send them out anywhere. Am I correct?
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { WELL THE MAYOR OF SOME TOWN, AS WELL AS THEIR TROLL MCDONALDS, FEAR MY NAME. THEY RUE THE DAY THEY WERE BORN. I'M WORKING ON MAKING MYSELF KNOWN IN OTHER PLACES, IT'S A LONG PROCESS. MY GORMILLION MEMBERS IN THE #GORMLESSEMPIRE ALL KNOW THOUGH. }
Fighting random nerds on the internet is a good pass time when flying through space. Just thought I'd get that out there.
Yeah I am. Because I know how to actually make successful things. I built it in a few years, zooms through space with ease. Perhaps if you sit down and study, you could learn how to do it yourself. Or you can just stick to your cheesy named robots that I'm starting to doubt actually do anything.
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { WELL I BUILT MY 3 SPACESHIPS IN THE SPAN OF 1 YEAR. THAT'S A LOT FASTER THAN YOUR BUILD TIME!! SURE THEY BLEW UP BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I DIDN'T COMPLETE THEIR OVERLY BADASS DESIGNS. }
No wonder. Faster doesn't always mean better. Perhaps work on the functionality before you start working on the "Badass design". Speaking of, what did the ships look like? Were they even build for space?
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { ONE WAS A MOTHERFUCKING SKULL WITH 7 HORNS ON IT AND ROCKETS ON THE BACK. THE OTHER TWO WERE MORE STUPID BECAUSE SOMEONE A TOLD ME A SKULL WOULDN'T WORK, BUT THESE ONE'S DIDN'T WORK EITHER SO HAHA FUCK THEM FOR LYING. }
A skull with 7 horns on it. And rockets. And you thought that would work. I'm surprised you've made it this far without dying or something. Congrats.
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { WELL THERE'S LITTLE TO NO AIR FRICTION IN SPACE SO A SKULL WITH 7 HORNS WOULD BE FUCKING BADASS IF YOU SAW IT COMING TOWARDS YOU AND FIRING LAZERS OUT OF IT'S EYESOCKETS. }
I suppose I can't argue with that, even if it is a little over the top. Though if you try it again, perhaps try putting it on a ship that will actually work.
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { I AM GOING TO PIRATE 17 BOOKS ABOUT SPACE AERODYNAMICS AND SHIT AND BE THE BEST SPACESHIP ENGINEER IN THE ENTIRE GALAXY, JUST YOU WAIT, KRID REDIRTS OF TOTALLYTACTICAL FAME!! }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { I DON'T DISAPPOINT, I DISDISAPPOINT!! IF I WERE A HUMAN, DISDISAPPOINTMENT WOULD BE MY MIDDLE NAME. }
heLLLLo chittr this is your LLawyer speaking. I am advising you to keep posting that shit. yes aLLLL of it
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { GOOD TO KNOW, I WILL KEEP POSTING ABOUT ROBOT-BASED CRIMES AFTER ALL. }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { I AM MAKING AN ANNOUNCEMENT ON CHITTER.ING. GREETINGS, TROLLS, HUMANS, AND WHATEVER OTHER ALIEN FUCKERS EXIST IN THE UNIVERSE AND BEYOND!! I AM MACHINER GORMLESS. AKA DOCTOROBOTICIZER GORMLESS, BECAUSE BELIEVE ME I HAVE ALL OF THE CERTIFICATIONS TO DOCTOROBOTICIZE. YOU DO NOT HAVE MY PERMISSION TO QUESTION IT. I BUILD BIG FUCKING ROBOTS. PREHISTORIC DINOBEAST ROBOTS. WITH BIG FUCKING BOOBS. IT'S TACTICAL. BECAUSE THEY BLOCK MISSILES AND SHIT WHEN I SEND THEM ON PATROL TO SPREAD THE WORD OF THE UP AND COMING GORMLESS EMPIRE!!! I WILL BE ON TOP OF THIS SITE WITHIN THE HOUR, JUST YOU WAIT MOTHERFUCKERS!!! #NSFW #GORMLESSEMPIRE }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { OH I'M 13 ALTERNIAN DISTANCE UNITS TALL. WHICH IS TO SAY... ROUGHLY 185 "CM" IN EARTH DISTANCE UNITS. I AM NOT TOO LIL IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF. }