ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { JUST BECAUSE I WAS IN JAIL FOR 4 OR 5 DAYS MEANS NOTHING!! THEY THINK THEY CAN KEEP THE GREAT MACHINER GORMLESS LOCKED UP?! WELL JOKE'S ON THEM, I EMPLOYED MY BREAK-OUT-OF-JAIL BOT AT JUST THE RIGHT MOMENT. #GORMLESSEMPIRE }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { I SHALL HAVE YOU KNOW, MY ESTEEMED ANCESTOR THUMBSON GORMLESS IS A VALUED TROLL IN THE ROBOTICS INDUSTRY. SO I HAD TAKEN ON THE TORCH AND INHERITED THE SECOND HALF OF HIS TITLE, I COULDN'T HOPE YET TO BE HALF THE TROLL HE WAS BUT I'VE GOT MY OWN WAY. }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { MY RIVAL, IT SEEMS YOU DIDN'T CRASH INTO A STAR AND DIE. WELL, MY ROBOT IS PERFECTLY NAMED FOR IT'S PURPOSE, DON'T YOU THINK? I BROKE OUT OF JAIL, DIDN'T I?! }
Yeah I didn't crash and die because I know how to actually make and manage a spaceship. Your robot deserves a better name than just some cheesy no effort title you gave it.
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { WELL OF COURSE. "MACHINER" IS SOMEONE WHO SPECIALIZES IN MACHINEWORK. "GORMLESS" IS AN ARCHAIC WORD FROM MY ANCESTOR'S TIME THAT MEANS "VERY SMART AND LEVEL-HEADED INDIVIDUAL OF WHOM WILL TURN OUT TO BE A BRILLIANT PERSON IN THEIR TIME." WHICH I THINK I AM. }
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE BETTER AT SPACESHIPS THAN I AM MEANS NOTHING TO ME, FOOL! I AM REALLY FUCKING GOOD AT BUILDING ROBOT DINOBEASTS THAT NO ONE CAN SEEM TO STOP. }
I'm going to guess nobody can stop them because they're probably not even known, are they? You probably just build them and not even send them out anywhere. Am I correct?
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { WELL THE MAYOR OF SOME TOWN, AS WELL AS THEIR TROLL MCDONALDS, FEAR MY NAME. THEY RUE THE DAY THEY WERE BORN. I'M WORKING ON MAKING MYSELF KNOWN IN OTHER PLACES, IT'S A LONG PROCESS. MY GORMILLION MEMBERS IN THE #GORMLESSEMPIRE ALL KNOW THOUGH. }