
one of these days im gonna show up to the function with an """"ugly boyfriend"""" and youre gonna go oh he wasnt kidding

you’ll find him at my party

He shows up to the function with like. A modest looking guy people are just too cowardly to accept ain't that bad.

Big talk little man, I'll believe it when I see it.

the world can be so beautiful when we stop focusing on arbitrary beauty standards

why do none of you believe me when i say im attracted to """ugly""" people derek

or are you doubting i can pull at all

Nah I know my little man can pull, you got strider blood in you after all, just doubting the whole being attracted to "ugly" but come on we both know that shit is subjective.

well yeah no shit that shit is subjective i just keep seeing people talkin trash on here about peoples looks and im like puts my mouth on the microphone and breathes into it for a second before saying really fucking loudly some of the men i want to fuck would make you people throw up

Nah not me bro, I'll tap just about any guy really as long as he practices good hygiene and shit, but yeah some folks beauty standards are way to fuckin high especially considering said people are like... a 5 outta 10 most of the time.