♦ pitied by @transfiniteAugmentation
i am kind 0f zad that i waz unab1e t0 attend th0ugh what i waz d0ing waz w0rth it
Kult: +2
Total: 2
Me being hungry is unrelated to my last (nsfw) rechitt. For full clarity. I am actually hungry. My stomach is growling at me.
Kult: +7
Total: 7
< I have it on good authority from my ssourcess that Air Portss are intentionally dessigned in a maze like way to wasste your time and causse you to missss your flight. S"ince they rebook it I can only ssummisse that it iss done to causse grief and only grief ssince ssomeone enjoyss it. #tereusstypingss :>~
Kult: +9
Total: 9
i forgot to kick the pigeons out and the flap of their wings just made me jump at least a foot in the air
Kult: +2
Kull: +5
Total: 7
Ratio: 0.40
you got a problem with day
Kult: +2
Total: 2
I forgot to swallow for too long and nearly choked on my own spit. Talk about embarrassing.
Kult: +16
Kull: +5
Total: 21
Ratio: 3.20