ok now would you rather fuck 10 santas or one elf #nsfw
gun to my head 10 santa’s because if mrs claus has stayed with him for that long clearly he’s doing something right
the aftercare has gotta be incredible
dude and imagine the gifts
he pulls out a little present box before hitting and its got a pack of condoms and lube in it
oh my god he’s probably so corny though “im gonna give you a gift from my sack”
girl i am dating june egbert do you think cornballs are a turnoff for me
absolutely not it’s just really fucking funny to image