♦ pitied by @transparentTulpa
Wow. Amazing.
Lmao. "Bad faith", what other way could I come into something when you've been attempting to claim superiority over me by asserting you're better than me by trying to get snuggly with my Jake when the only people I've been trying to make friends with are other Jake's. Hypocritical much?
You're not allowed to claim forefront of any sort of exchange when it comes to *my* Jake.
You're really starting to grate on my nerves. I will fucking fight you.
STOP LIKING HIS POSTS.
fact* Doggone keyboard is ruining my credibility!
You can, you just choose to act like you can't, for the sole purpose of latching onto my Jake.
How about you fuck off and stop trying to get with my Jake. When clearly he's already fucking taken. By me. And he doesn't need another, more obviously grotesque version of me trying to get into his pants. He's mine, and I don't have to explain myself.
You word this so passionately i find it hard to believe there isnt some sort of ulterior motive. Lets not get too hasty with all these declarations of ownership and whatnot dude.
Youve failed to mention the part where ive only ever dmed 2 people about the matter and they were both jakes because its a little bruising to my ego that youre hitting on random jakes out of your own free will and not because they happened to show up on your proverbial doorstep and decide to latch onto you as this fellow has.
Yeah well, you arent the one being held to him with a leash and having every single person you interacted with screamed at by him in DMs. Now are you? Then, to top it all off, he has a random version of me hitting on him after he screwed up yet another fucking friendship I was making.
Go away. He's not yours.
Find another Jake, you fucking piece of shit asshole.
Ill keep it straight with you bro i havent the foggiest notion of whats going on right now.
He didn't make you. He said so himself.
Go find your own, he's taken.