alri6ht, i was foolin' earlier. not 'bout the story, that did aCtually happen. my real #nsfw Confession: when i'm travellin' throu6h say, plains or forests or uh, just anywhere that ain't heavily populated, i'll find the time to... whip it out and... and i'll treat myself to some 'self-Care' out in the open. pretty sure no one's seen me doin' it. but the wind feels so niCe, and that someone Could be takin' a peek is kind've exCitin', and it all feels so free that i just... but! i make sure there ain't no mess that 6ets on anythin' i have to be deliverin'. i mi6ht be a bit of a freaky feller for doin' that stuff, but i'm a Courier first!
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...SILENT RECHITT.
phew! here i thou6ht i was 6onna 6et lau6hed into the 6round! it's just the best, ain't it?
seCret's safe with me and hopefully anyone else who aCtually reads throu6h this!
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