
pitying me for no reason.

nah. just fucking around. …’my dear’ though? christ, dirty talk on such a public ass forum huh.
Understood. Don't get your knickers in a twist, my boy. I address just about anyone that way. Unless you'd like it to be personal?

filthy shit, harley. filthy shit didn’t take you for the type. but if you want to get nasty with me, i wont complain.
I don't mean to be filthy, just trying to be friendly is all, darling. Maybe I'd be interested, though. Hypothetically.

hypothetically, hm? i don’t deal in hypotheticals though man.
...Mm. I am intrigued. Both hypothetically and in practice. Does that better suit your interests, your majesty?

yeah, servant boy. it does. now bend the knee and tell me about all the things you’re thinking about doing in practice.
...Goodness me. Not sure if I can properly fulfill your request, my knees don't exactly bend like they used to! But I can absolutely do the talking part, at the very least. Just... Maybe not so publicly, yeah?

agree. so let’s take it some where private.