
@barackObama mr presidente it seems my life is becoming progressively more and more FULL of striders what do i do??

You're asking the wrong person. Send them to me, I guess. Especially if they're above 20 sweeps.

theyre all like 6 sweeps old mr presidente what do i do do i kill them do i kill #mydaeve and #knifedirk

What the fuck is a mydaeve and knifedirk. But probably.

#mydaeve is green, and #knifedirk is dirk strider but I accidentally made him a knife

... How did you accidentally make him a knife? Is he still sentient? I have a lot of questions. But no, don't kill #mydaeve I'm sure he's fine.

let me show you mr. presidential this is from last light's #livesgrubbing https://file.garden/ZjWeSXBkUxBjUmEk/roxmspfa10.png

Oh I Hate Him.

what the fuck why are you so short

