♦ pitied by @trypOut
+[U] This-late? Damn. Door's-unlocked.
+[U] I-feel-like-you-don't-love-me-Noiise.
+[U] Been-pretty-against-it-since-it-was-framed-as-such,-yeah.
+[U] I-dont-wanna-suck-on-your-tits.
+[U] Ocean-too-salty.
+[U] @trypOut- Your-eyes... an-ocean... your-tits... also-an-ocean-
+[U] SIGH,-i-adore-you. I-still-stand-on-the-no-need-to-summon-dead-things-or-whatever.
+[U] I'd-prefer-to-avoid-more-relationship-conflict.
+[U] I-can't-talk-about-my-ex-because-they'll-find-me. Otherwise,-only-one-of-those-I-got.
+[U] i-won't-complain;-you're-colder-than-me,-and-it's-hot-outside.
+[U] Keep-your-big-ass-tongue-to-yourself.
+[U] I-would-rather-you-didn't.
+[U] Moments-after-I-was-licked-by-my-matesprit.
+[U] That's-how-gayer-from-you.
+[U] I-love-my-quads-so-much,-but-I'm-bad-at-expressing-it. So-I-say-shit-like-"rips-chest-hair-out" Noiise-isn't-hairy.
>> unfr¡end¡ng Chchow on Myડpace
+[U] Do-you-want-to-come-to-my-bonfire-at-work-and-toss-shit-into-the-fire? I-will-oblige-on-the-lap-chair-thing.
+[U] Do-you-want-me-to-sit-on-your-lap-like-a-chair?
+[U] We-cleaned-out-the-rest-of-my-old-boss's-office. Completely-unrelated,-we're-having-a-bonfire-and-burning-shit.
+[U] I-can-sit-on-my-matesprit's-lap-like-a-chair. I-won't. He'd-like-that-too-much.
N0 l0nger hung0ver s0 i need t0 drink again #substances
+[U] I-feel-the-results-may-vary.
+[U] Don't-ever-write-my-name-like-that-again. How-do-you-propose-we-fix-it?
+[U] My-matesprit-and-moirail-are-taller-than-me,-more-muscular-than-me,-and-have-bigger-chests-than-me. Lowkey-annoyed. :/
< MY QUADS HAVE UNIONIZED, AND THESE ARE THEIR DEMANDS. - MORE PERSONAL SPACE - NO VELCRO ATTACHMENT ALL DAY - STOP ENTERING THE BATHROOM AND TALKING AT THEM WHILE THEY ARE IN THERE - STOP TOUCHING THEIR FACES AT ALL TIMES, AT ANY TIME OF THE DAY - STOP CLINGING TO THEM AND BEING A PHYSICAL OBSTACLE WHEN THEY ARE DOING ANYTHING. THEIR DEMANDS HAVE BEEN DENIED. >
>> Yeaahh,, ¡ rea11y.. ડhou1d. ¡ juડt want to be awake and engage w¡th ડtuff for ડome reaડon
>> ¡ mean, ¡ don't have an opt¡on to be¡ng ¡n cupe, ¡ juડt don't want to ડ1eep haha
>> ડ1eepy but ¡ dont want to go to cupe ;;
+[U] Correct-and-true.
+[U] Crazy-response-by-the-way.
+[U] Starting-this-week,-I'll-have-my-own-detective-agency-:/ Boss-got-murdered,-and-I-don't-wanna-deal-with-another-purpleblood. No-offense-to-any-purplebloods.
>> ડ1¡ced my prong on a ડoda can tab ડome n¡ghtડ ¡ a1moડt wonder ¡f ¡'m made of paper mache
+[U] Not-gonna-lie,-I-forgot-I-said-that,-but-true,-your-chest-is-hard-to-see-past.
+[U] Everyone-wants-to-date-someone-taller-than-they-are. I'd-have-settled-for-someone-shorter. I-don't-like-being-picked-up,-but-it's-what-I-signed-up-for,-I-fucking-guess.
+[U] Legally,-I-don't-support-anyones-wrongs. Spiritually,-I-do-support-your-wrongs.
>> ડ¡nce ¡'m pretty ડure nobody who wou1d bu11y me for ડay¡ng th¡ડ ¡ડ awake r¡ght now ¡ rea11y 1¡ke ¡t when peop1e doub1e-react back at me That makeડ me happy ¡t a1wayડ makeડ me ડm¡1e when peop1e ♥️+♦️ me back
>> N No ¡ mean the p¡nk oneડ ?
>> ¡ 1¡ke the p¡nk oneડ Wh¡ch ¡ gueડડ are the moડt popu1ar oneડ for a reaડon
sątųrn (@løwvęrBøy) įs my bęstfrįęnd ąnd į cąrę ąbøųt hįm ą løt hęrę's ą pįctųrę øf sømęthįng stųpįdly įmpørtąnt tø mę
Cørręctįøn: nøįįsę įs thę møst ądjųstęd įn my įmmędįątę frįęnd grøųp. įm thę sęcønd.
hmmmmmmmmmmMMMMM yøų dįdn't kįll yøųr mątęsprįt sø į thįnk yøų'rę døįng bęttęr thąn į ąm. į męąn jø įs ąll ghøst ąnd vę'rę dątįng bųt yą knøv?
trųę, į thįnk yøų'rę mørę vęll ądjųstęd thąn mę thęn.
į'm węry gøød ąt ęmøtįønąl sųppørt ąnd sømęhøv thę møst vęll-ądjųstęd pęrsøn įn my frįęnd grøųp. vhįch by ąll męąns døęs nøt bødę vęll ąt ąll.
+[U] She-said-you-aint-shit.
+[U] i-support-women's-rights-(this-is-about-a-pet-roach)
>> ¡n the name of #exh¡b¡t¡on¡ડm ¡'11 rem¡nd everyone that ¡f you've ever wanted to ડee my nudeડ, ¡'ve poડted them on th¡ડ very ડ¡te before under #h¡merop¡cડ ! #nડfw #NડFC #k¡nkડ #daડhboardtrendડ
>> ¡ am the worડt becauડe ¡ a1ડo ¡mp1¡c¡t1y ડupport your ડtance 1MFAO ¡ f¡nd h¡m re1atab1e but you're not wrong e¡ther
>> 1MFAO why doeડ he hate ¡t
>> ¡ have been freed from the ડhack1eડ of the caડh reg¡ડter, what have ¡ m¡ડડed ton¡ght?
+[U] I'm-not-doing-all-that.
+[U] Posting-this,-but-know-I-am-talking-about-Noiise.
+[U] SIIIIIIIIIIGH. this-is-my-hubris.
+[U] Mind-you,-I-never-framed-this-as-milking,-you-you're-just-like-that.
+[U] Irritating-me.
+[U] I'm-not-immune-to-big-men-big-tits. :(
+[U] You're-welcome.
+[U] I-have-an-announcement. My-right-nipple-itches-a-lil-bit. Thank-you-for-listening.
+[U] noiise-snapped-a-pair-of-my-handcuffs. not-the-only-ones-i-had-but-:/
>> ડt¡11 juડt manag¡ng my hea1th aડ a1wayડ But ¡ got a new ડmooth¡e b1ender!!
>> H¡ No¡¡ડe!! How have you been
+[U] Lawyers-are-cool;-you-just-fell-victim-to-copaganda-if-you-think-otherwise.
+[U] Yeah,-you-have-something-to-look-forward-to.
+[U] You-cheated-at-Mario-Kart,-how-am-I-to-believe-you?
+[U] you're-a-cheater-and-a-scoundrel.
+[U] Yeah?
+[U] Don't-date-your-kidnapper-unless-he's-cool,-I-guess. Or-sucks-at-monopoly. That-works-too.
+[U] Detectives-are-really-good-at-dating-people-we-shouldn't,-so-never-look-upon-me-as-an-example.
+[U] I-am,-in-fact,-dating-my-kidnapper,-but-please-do-not-look-upon-my-relationship-as-a-great-example. Or-listen-to-noiise-about-his-nonsense.
+[U] NOTE:-KIDNAPPING-PEOPLE-IS-TYPICALLY-FROWNED-UPON,-AND-BEING-MOE-AND-NICIES-ABOUT-IT-WON'T-ALWAYS-GET-YOU-A-PARTNER.
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꒰𓇼 I AM NOT DOING THAT ISNT THRE LIKE AN EASIER WAY TO DO THIS 𓇼꒱
+[U] fucked-noiise-and-you-bet-your-ass,-I'll-fuck-him-again. anyway-im-hungry.
y0u never came and g0t me v-v
Crying s0bbing because ill never be able t0 reach peak n00k game (b0y n00k) (i am a girl) #nsfw
+[U] Damn-gay. Okay.
+[U] I-don't-look-in-mirrors,-but-I-am-looking-at-you-and-getting-mad.
+[U] My-life-has-been-cozy-lately,-and-admittedly-I-wanna-choke-him-about-it-😩 Cute-men-piss-me-off.
at least leviathan actually wants me ar0und
+[U] This-is-the-second-time-I've-dated-someone-with-concerning-hobbies,-by-the-way.
+[U] No,-that's-doing-too-much.
+[U] hm,-sounds-familiar. I-do-agree-with-him,-stop-saying-gay-shit.
Humiliati0n ritual
Ive tried waving my pussy at him and any and all directi0ns i c0uld think 0f and its simply n0t w0rking S0metimes y0u need t0 learn when t0 quit #nsfw
0h nevermind hes talking t0 the empress I have n0 chance
+[U] As-a-victim-of-kidnapping,-it's-not-that-deep,-but-also. It-is-that-deep.
+[U] You've-got-me-stumped-on-this-one. I'd-be-the-one-losing-blood-in-this-scenario
+[U] Gave-myself-a-stomachache,-rough-night-guys.
+[U] Ah-damn. ._.
>> Ca1m n¡ght! That'ડ good :)) ¡ fe11 aડ1eep ear1¡er ડo ¡ th¡nk ¡ m¡ght be up for a b¡t ¡nto the 1¡ght
>> ¡tડ okay!! ¡ d¡dn't rea11y make an announcement poડt of anyth¡ng ^ ^;; or ment¡on ¡t to anybody whwjwj How waડ your n¡ght, No¡¡ડe!!
I cąn't slęęp, sø I'm gønną gø bę ømįnøųs įn thę føręst.
>> HE ડHOU1D! !! ¡ aડked h¡m ¡f he ever haડ, ડ¡nce he ડeemડ to th¡nk everybody e1ડe ડhou1d 1o1o1 ¡ a1ડo to1d h¡m ¡ probab1y wou1d've threatened to throw h¡m ¡n the ocean ¡f he waડn't a f¡ડh, that'ડ unfortunate1y uડua11y my go-to empty threat
>> Wh¡ch btw ¡ prom¡ડe ¡'m ડafe, he poડeડ no actua1 threat. He waડ juડt be¡ng PR¡CK1Y and ડtuck-up aડ a h¡ghb1ood. ¡ th¡nk ¡ ડa¡d ડometh¡ng 1¡ke "garbage behav¡or, yuck, ew." And that actua11y upડet h¡m more than anyth¡ng e1ડe 1mfao
>> He to1d me to WH¡P MYડE1F!! 10 1aડh¡ngડ he ડa¡d!! ¡ th¡nk he deડerved hear¡ng ¡t, even ¡f ¡ d¡dn't mean ¡t hahaha
>> GWKAGWJWBWKW ¡M ડORRY NO¡¡ડE (honeડt1y ¡ don't even actua11y hate that guy, ¡ juડt th¡nk he needડ to be to1d that ડomebody doeડ)
>> H¡gh compaડડ¡on, No¡¡ડe ^ ^ !!
>> Yeડ ^ ^ bubb1egum and cotton candy f1avorડ are good for ડweetડ of 1¡tt1e ડubડtance.
>> ¡ w¡11 try to remember th¡ડ, not that ¡ ¡mag¡ne ¡t'11 be eડpec¡a11y re1evant ¡n the future heheh :)) ¡ 1¡ke 1earn¡ng new th¡ngડ about you
>> ¡n my abડence, when ¡ ડpent a 1ong t¡me 1ay¡ng down to reડt, ¡'ve been try¡ng to get back ¡nto aud¡obookડ! ¡ have moડt recent1y been 1¡ડten¡ng to Exqu¡ડ¡te Corpડe by Popp¡e Z. Br¡ght. ¡t'ડ fa¡r1y we11 regarded ¡n the #extremehorror commun¡t¡eડ, and ¡ had attempted to read ¡t prev¡ouડ1y but cou1dn't focuડ we11 enough. The aud¡obook haડ been a 1ot better!! #read¡ng #ડp1atterpunk #aud¡obookડ 🎧 #exqu¡ડ¡tecorpડe
>> Oftent¡meડ, yeડ! !! ¡ 1¡ke the bubb1egum oneડ
>> ¡f you 1¡ke to uડe ant¡-cav¡ty mouthwaડh, ¡'d recommend uડ¡ng the oneડ advert¡ડed for wr¡gg1erડ becauડe they uડua11y have h¡gher concentrat¡onડ of f1uor¡de ¡n them. :)) #funfact
>> ¡ th¡nk ¡'m go¡ng to go back to cupe for a few more hourડ #good1¡ght y'a11
Hmmmm, įt's nøt pųttįng ųp vįth yøų, į lįkę yøų. yøų'rę my bęst frįęnd, ąnd thąt's nøt ą chørę.
I shøųld try tø tąlk tø pęøplę mørę. ęh ęhh ęhhh mąybę. įm shy.
+[U] Never-heard-of-D'Damien-before.
Thank y0u n0iise but y0u d0 n0t have t0 lie t0 me
𝄁𝄢OK 𝄽 fOR ONce I dON'T Need OPINe OR YaW fOR THIS 𝄽 I POURed MY bLOOd-baLLOON I OUT fOR a cHIT 𝄽 ONLY fOR MY NeW gRUbTOP TO cRaSH JUST befORe I HIT SeNd 𝄽 I geNUINeLY HOPe THaT TROLL bILL gaTeS cULLS HIMSeLf I LOST TRUe POeTRY 𝄂
𝄁𝄢aLSO I dON'T KNOW If I SHOULd be MORe (⚀TeRRIfIed) OR (⚅gRaTefUL) THaT aN OMNIPOTeNT beINg IS WaTcHINg Me NOW 𝄂
+[U] You're-the-one-who-wants-to-milk-him. Not-me.
+[U] Thanks.
+[U] We-talked-maybe-for-2-minutes.
+[U] your-support-has-him-up-in-my-business.
+[U] Purple,-since-you're-purple. And-it's-been-PLAGUING-me.
+[U] Sure. Anyway-come-over-I-need-help-with-something.
+[U] Yes.
+[U]
+[U] He-pisses-me-off.
It see☁︎s it's ℃☼☁︎☁︎☼n in hu☁︎ans, s☼ I supp☼se it's n☼r☁︎al.
𝄁𝄢I'd agRee If I ROLLed aS SUcH bUT WITH cIRcUMSTaNceS aS THeY aRe I dON'T KNOW If THeRe'S gOOd INTeNTIONS OR If THeY HaTe Me OR Needed THeM MORe THaN I dO OR WHaT I'Ve beeN SO LOST aLL daY 𝄂
𝄁𝄢NO aNd I caN'T SPecULaTe ON IT OR NOTHINg 𝄽 aLL I HaVe gOINg fOR Me IS a RaNSOM ♫ Made fROM gaMe dUde TRIMMINgS 𝄂
𝄁𝄢WORSe 𝄽 THeY'Ve beeN STOLLeN 𝄂
+[U] The-door-is-unlocked.
+[U] bitch
𝄁𝄢SOMeONe MUST be TRYINg TO SILeNce Me aNd MY cRITIQUeS 𝄽 I WOULd SPecULaTe fURTHeR bUT I dON'T WaNT TO SaY THe WRONg THINg OR MaKe THe WRONg accUSaTION aNd I dONT HaVe THe TOOLS NeceSSaRY TO MaKe ceRTaIN I'M cORRecT 𝄂
+[U] oh-sure
+[U] I-got-a-new-tattoo-cause-that's-how-you-solve-all-emotional-problems-or-whatever.
+[U]
+[U] Is-this-how-clowns-court-people?
+[U] sigh. thanks
+[U] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+[U] Yeah,-but-saying-"you-called"-On-a-post-with-a-gif-of-something-opening-its-mouth-is-wild. And-you-left-me-on-read-earlier.
+[U] Apparently-trying-to-figure-out-wtf-you're-trying-to-put-into-my-mouth.
+[U] Hm...
+[U] Him-leaving-me-on-read-is-wild,-by-the-way.
+[U] Aaaa
+[U] AaaAA
+[U] Now-i'm-curious.
+[U] What?
+[U] Actually,-a-brick-wall-would-make-a-better-conversationalist-than-the-majority-of-you.
+[U] A-brick-wall-would-have-been-a-better-conversationalist,-actually.
+[U] god-you're-stupid. anyway-im-done-with-this-convo-bye.
+[U] never-call-me-that-again,-but-unironically-yeah.
thęrę hę gøęs ągąįn vįth hįs #nøtmąn #wągųębųthęknøvsįąmtąlkįngąbøųthįm
ęwęrytįmę į sęę ąnøthęr dęx̣tęr į vąnną bøthęr thęm.
yøų cąn cømę øwęr, į'll ørdęr sømę føød tøø
Whąt dø yøų cąll yøųr ąncęstør's ąncęstør? pęępąv? pąppy? Grąndcęstør? Pęępąv Ancęstør? Grąnd Pąppy?
+[U] No.
+[U] I-hate-this-too-by-the-way.
Thërë's ä büttön för thïs. Ï knöw yöü'rë fämïlïär.
+[U] Yeah,-I-also-hate-this.
0kay tsundere
i need t/) st/)p accidentally running int/) /)ther pe/)ple’s business. s/)metimes s/)mething d/)n’t need t/) be read
+[U] i-hate-this-by-the-way.
+[U] Actually,-I-don't-give-a-shit.
+[U] First-of-all: What-the-fuck-is-a-beforus Second-of-all: Who-the-fuck-is-Kankri?
0nly a chittr can 0ne enj0y a cl0wns bisexual awakening in real time #lactati0n
+[U] SIGH.
+[U] Don't-let-this-go-to-your-bug-button-eyed-head.
+[U] We're-"friends",-so-I'd-like-to-keep-it-non-fatal-because-I-like-them-alive.
+[U] I-don't-know;-first-of-all,-it's-not-a-drama. Noiise-is-just-a-weirdo-who-just-so-happens-to-be-my-"friend."-- And-I-bit-him. Cause-he-grabbed-me.
>>| .alright. but .i will think .it .isn't milking.
>>| no.
pe/)ple wh/) let /)ther pe/)ple bite them are pr/)bably n/)t the pe/)ple wh/) will be n/)rmal ab/)ut pe/)ple biting them
+[U] I-should.
+[U] I'm-too-tired-to-deal-with-him-being-weird-about-me-biting-him.
+[U] I'm-just-cutting-you-with-a-knife-next-time.
𝄁𝄢WHaT aRe YOU TaLKINg abOUT We dON'T MaKe MILK THaT'S WHaT THe MUScLebeaST faRMS aRe fOR 𝄂
+[U] I-hate-this.
Ï thïnk hë shöüld Ï knöw Ï säw thïs önë töö
>> ¡tડ okay ¡t'ડ okay !! ¡ prom¡ડe ¡'11 be okaayy aahwwhhww ^ ^;;;
I do... I really, really do...
I did make a p0st ab0ut this the 0ther day
>> ¡ do eat other th¡ngડ! Juડt not aડ much aડ ¡ probab1y ought to > > What my ડtomach ¡ડ ab1e to to1erate ¡ડ a who1e other beaડt to tame.
>> 1oo11 ¡ have conડ¡dered ડtuff 1¡ke that before at t¡meડ
>> ¡ 1ove ડa1ad :)) and uડua11y they're my go-to becauડe ¡t'ડ eaડy enough for me to put together on my own hmmhmhm Often don't fee1 we11 enough to cook
>> ¡'m do¡ng a1r¡ght!! ¡ waડ ડuppoડed to be head¡n to cupe but ¡t haડn't rea11y happened yet How ¡ડ your n¡ght go¡ng, No¡¡ડe?
>> H¡ No¡¡ડe ^ ^
+[U] Yes.
+[U] My-notifications-are-going-up,-and-it's-all-one-guy,-and-it's-a-lil-frightening.
+[U] Literally-nothing;-I-just-thought-it-was-a-lil-funny-to-say-and-not-explain-myself.
+[U] he-left-after-i-didn't-explain-why-i-said-was-"feeling-ready."
+[U] Who-knows.
+[U] mind-ya-business
Ï këëp tryïng tö shöw thë dämägë thëy'vë dönë büt nöw thëy'rë äddïng tö ït bÿ bëïng...whätëvër thëÿ ärë ündër mÿ pöst.
Küll scörë wön btw #säd
+[U] not-really-but-you-do-hate-most-of-my-replies-to-you.
Thë rëäl cäüsälïtÿ. My nötïfïcätïöns.
Whÿ ïs ëvërythïng tëäl. Dïd Ï drïnk sömëthïng bäd.
Öh shït Ï stärtëd ä wär
+[U] you-bitch
Whö wïll Ï cäüsë pröblëms för tödäy?
Ï'll bë mültïtäskïng cäüsë thïs shïp döësn't flÿ ïtsëlf. Thë äütöpïlöt ïs prëttÿ müch jüst för nävïgätïön.
Mörë öf yöü nëëdëd tö bë ännöyëd äs chïldrën.
Lüsüslëss bëhävïör.
Ïf thë hëmöspëctrüm ïsn't rëäl why ärë sö mäny göld blööds lïkë Thät.
Ï dön't wänt tö böthër thëm sïncë thëÿ dëcïdëd tö cömë öüt öf thë wöödwörk. Büt Ï thïnk my pöïnts bëën mädë.
Thëy'rë süïcïdë bäïtïng ïn mÿ rëplïës.
Ïf ëvëryönë's hörnÿ whö's flyïng thë plänë?
Mäybë Ï shöüld löök för ä përmänënt äüspïstïcë. Ï rëälly lïkë tö pïss pëöplë öff büt Ï'm nöt löökïng för änythïng pïtch. Öf cöürsë thë jöb wöüld bë tö mëdïätë THËM Ï'm stïll göïng tö bë ä jërk.
Ï lïkë späcë Ï rëälly dö büt sömëtïmës ït's jüst ä cöüplë öf däÿs öf fückïng nöthïng tö sëë nö ländmärks nö wëïrdlÿ shäpëd ästëröïds jüst nöthïng änd ït süüücks.
Ï wänt tö gët sö fückëd üp rïght nöw büt Ï nëëd tö bë äblë tö drïvë.
Ï'm nöt göïng tö jüdgë whät önë pösts (yës ï äm) büt tö më hörnÿ pöstïng änd vïölëncë pöstïng rëäd thë ëxäct sämë.
My cürrënt jöb ïsn't ëvën ïllëgäl büt Ï bët ït'd pïss ä löt öf pëöplë öff.
Thërë's nö äntlër bëästs tö rün övër ïn späcë.
Ï üsëd ä löw blööd för ëmötïönäl läbör. Ï'm cürëd nöw.
nöw thät büsïnëss ïs dönë tïmë gö tö bäck tö büllshïttïng
Nëw büsïnëss pröpösäl https://cdn.ïmgchëst.cöm/fïlës/76917508cbbë.png
Rëmëmbër whën thïs wäs jüst gönnä bë ä büsïnëss äccöünt?
Jüst bëcäüsë Ï'm fückïng äröünd döësn't mëän ÿöü shöüldn't hïrë më. Hïrë më. Ï lïkë mönëy.
Mäkë thë bäd fönt thë dëfäült änd püt thë gööd fönt bëhïnd ä päywäll #cäpïtälïsm
Ï äïnt ëvën pöstëd tödäy
Pëöplë wänt tö sëë thösë swëët swëët nümbërs gö üp. Ït's ä cömmödïty.
Ÿëäh yöü shöüld chärgë.
Whät nüäncë döës spämmïng ëxprëss?
Sö yöü dëcïdëd thë främëwörk öf 4 römäncës dïdn't hävë ënöügh nüäncë Ökäy sö Ï göt möstly pïtïës änd mëdïätïöns rïght? Whät's thät mëän för më?
Thät's MŸ spämmër änd mäybë Ï dön't wänt tö shärë.
Ï cämë ïntö sömë cäsh. Tïmë tö fïnd ä wäÿ tö bë fïnäncïälly ïrrëspönsïblë.
Ï nëëd tö pöst mörë fünny shït sö thëy dön't wïn änd my kült stäys äbövë mÿ küll.
+[U] my-dm-lit-up.
+[U] I-am-deeply-amused. He-hates-it,-but-I-am-laughing.
+[U] i-mean,-if-I-knew-i-wouldn't-say-it. thats-just-my-life-i-feel-no-particular-negative-or-positive-feelings-about-it. just-tired-but-that's-neither-here-nor-there.
+[U] It-is-a-lil-funny-to-piss-you-off. why-u-lookin?
Yøųr ąss įs fąt tøø, ąnd yøų ąrę ąlsø cųtę.
+[U]
+[U] My-Kull-is-higher-than-my-Kult-because-the-double-tap-duo-and-their-trusty-double-tap-dickhead-keep-touching-my-posts. I-HAVE-NOT-TALKED-OT-A-SINGLE-OTHER-PERSON-HERE-YET. Well,-except-that-really-annoying-as-fuck,-weird-ass-human. Hope-they're-dead.
- Say say say my name! - If I were a woman, I'd be all over that! - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
+[U] Okay-Douchebiteable
- Say say say my name! - Oooh tall, dark, and spooky! - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
+[U] I-was-hungry.
D0uchebiteable
+[U] No. He's-pretty-easy-to-bite-because-he's-a-douchebag.
Respectfully y0u l00k like s0me0ne w0uld break their teeth if they attempted a nibble
+[U] I-forgot-you-have-a-job. Thank-gog,-I-can't-brood-in-peace.
+[U] I-think-this-is-the-closest-to-anger-I-have-ever-experienced-in-my-entire-life-and-after-life.
+[U] We're-no-longer-potentially-possibly-friends.
+[U] Now-I-can't-sleep-cause-I'm-irritated.
+[U] I-can't-even-sleep-so-I'm-going-to-watch-shit-on-TV.
+[U] First-of-all,-it-sounds-like-you-want-to-bite-and-lick-you. No. SECONDLY,-in-my-cupe. even-if-you-could-fit,-and-you-can't,-no. what?
+[U] EXCUSE-ME. NO. WHAT. I'm-going-to-kill-me-myself-actually.
+[U] What-are-you-gonna-do? Kill-me?
+[U] You-have,-several-times.
>> Maybe you need to get more gay?
>> That'd be no fun
+[U] @trypOut-Hey. I'm-the-gay-one,-and-he-says-gayer-shit-than-I-do.
+[U] Don't-need-to-tell-me-twice.
+[U] Am-I-being-charged-for-bursting-bubbles? I-don't-think-so.
+[U] I-don't,-I'm-just-used-to-dying.
+[U] Now-you're-absolutely-trying-to-kill-me.
+[U] I-didn't-want-to-write-friendship.
+[U] playing-the-game-that-ruins-relationships.
+[U] Let-me-write-my-will-first.
į ąm cąpąblę øf gøød ądwįcę ąnd vįll gįwę įt, bųt I vįll ąlsø gįwę yøų bąd ądwįcę įf I thįnk įt'll bę fųnnįęr.
>> Oh ¡ bet you are ^ ^ ¡'11 be 1ook¡ng forward to our next v¡ડ¡t then heheh
+[U] I'm-just-saying,-before-you-suggest-I-get-better-at-backgammon,-get-better-at-Battleship.
>> ¡'ve on1y ડeen you w¡th the maડk ડo ¡ am,, cur¡ouડ what ¡t'd be 1¡ke ¡f you had a d¡fferent one? ¡ don't th¡nk ¡ ever conડ¡dered that a poડડ¡b¡1¡ty
>> ¡ th¡nk the buttonડ are very cute and un¡que to you, but ¡ 1¡ke your 1¡tt1e noડe ડm¡1ey too :P
>> ¡ th¡nk they have!! ¡'m do¡ng we11, ¡ th¡nk. ¡'ve juડt been buડy w¡th houડechoreડ and errandડ and ડuch ડo ¡'ve been off1¡ne a b¡t :))) ¡ 1¡ke your emot¡con!
+[U] Eugh. I-need-to-think-about-something-else.
>> H¡ No¡¡ડe!! ^ ^ how are you to1¡ght! !!
+[U] Correct.
That's correct, it isn't only sometimes.
He didnt end up c0ming f0r me btw. Very disapp0inted
+[U] SIGH. UGH. i'm-considering-things.
+[U] Why.
+[U] Fair-have-a-nice-day.
+[U] DONT-SUPPORT-HIM!-IT'S-MY-BLOOD
+[U] NOT-BETTER.
o°~teeheehee~°o oh yes!~°o an excellent reminder indeed!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o
even better
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ happy to help. should add them to my kidnapping game playlist if i ever try kidnapping. watching lost and tracker would also be funny. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
࣪⊹₊˚{ ooooh! when im kidnapping, i usually have us play settlers of culltan or rainbow drinker: the masquerade! }^u^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ its great because iiii get to choose! }>u<{ <3 }˚₊⊹ ࣪
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ mouse trap and sorry would be peak irony. ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ˶꒱ა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
+[U] Okay-so-that's-the-problem WHY-do-you-want-me-here? I'm-literally-just-a-guy.
+[U] 2-part-answer 1.)-I-want-you-to-let-me-go. 2.)-I-don't-know-what-you-look-like,-and-I-don't-go-where-I-am-not-wanted. And-I-am-gay. So-I-think-if-you-were-gay,-that-would-add-a-layer-of-problems-for-me-in-this-entire-kidnapping-thing-we-have-going-on,-you-know? Don't-wanna-ruin-what-we-have. ya-know? Me... the-victim... and-you? the-kidnapper.
+[U] This-is-some-homosexual-behavior,-Noiise.
+[U] aren't-you-straight??? Kidnapping-me??? A-man???
+[U] yes,-because-you-kidnapped-me. AND-THEN-locked-me-inside.
+[U] I've-been-kidnapped. I-am-screaming. high,-girly,-shrill-scream? you-hear-that? that's-me.
+[U] Awesome,-I'll-get-a-glass-of-water-to-prepare.
+[U] If-he-shows-up-at-my-hive,-I-am-going-to-scream. If-you-hear-a-loud,-girly,-shrill. That's-me.
>> ¡ th¡nk moડt ડ¡tuat¡onડ have reડo1ved by now (thank gog) but ¡ apprec¡ate the w¡11¡ngneડડ ^ ^;;
+[U] If-you-don't-want-to-get-bitten,-maybe??? don't-be-in-biting?? range?? Acting-like-I'M-the-problem.
>> ¡ th¡nk ¡'m do¡ng a1r¡ght! There'ડ been a 1ot happen¡ng around me 1ate1y to keep up w¡th, but ¡ th¡nk ¡'m do¡n okay
+[U] We're-not-friends-by-the-way.
+[U] If-it-wasn't-for-me-to-bite,-then-don't-be-in-biting-range.
>> ¡ don't th¡nk that ¡'M do¡ng that but ¡ hope you're hav¡ng fun, No¡¡ડe ^ ^
+[U] It-was-actually-hard-to-bite-that-area,-so-next-time-just-use-a-different-limb-so-it's-easier-for-me.
+[U] Correction:-I-was-doing-nothing,-then-you-came-in-and-disrupted-that.
+[U] Give-is-the-best-way-of-putting-it-for-inconveniencing-me.
+[U] Hm. You-did-give-me-blood.
+[U] I-don't-disagree,-sometimes-you-just-gotta-hate-a-man-for-everything-he's-said. not-what-he-stands-for,-dont-care-about-that. just-gotta-hate.
#nowplay I Was Just A Kid - Nothing But Thieves https://open.spotify.com/track/3n131e7wExc4paKrq5Zyi1?si=e67d685f04c44b82
i think aside from myself and cronus Eridan (my ancestor) - is MIA, no clue where he is. Cronus - Owns a nightclub, Married. Dualscar - he's dead, and i killed him #violence ((ooc: dexter is from a no game timeline/ humans and trolls have lived together for many many many years btw))
I have no real caste opinions, aside from "we all taste the same." Probably.
į cąnt prøųdly sąy thąt į ręlątę tø my øvn cąstę bęcąųsę į vąs rąįsęd by ą pųrplębløød ęrįdąn kįndą jųst fųckęd øff ąnd ønly bęcąmę ą ręlęwąnt pąrt øf my lįfę įn thę ląst... 3-4 yęąrs.
løwę tø sęę nøįįsę mąkįng frįęnds :)
hi, im dexter ampora. https://64.media.tumblr.com/8a900333d2da429eb10d2edd836fb9ec/1a4818e24b5705c5-35/s1280x1920/f9d53d6fc8069335900bf819be6312b64c9d173a.png ((ooc: old art time but the most recent time to draw him))
okay. well she probably doesnt know you exist but carry on.
do you have beef with her or something?
be careful i think Goku fights the strongest people, so don't get your ass beat.
i dont expect privileges didn't have them anyway. and yeah i live on earth.
i think the only bad thing is that i see there are other amporas and i know people aren't going to like me on the basis of my last name So this should be interesting. or not, and people will be completely normal. (hint: they will not)
I'm related to troll Bruno Mars. What the fuck.
i could but im not really that bothered if people know. i was mostly making a joke. i assume people will have some common sense when talking to me.
just pretend im not an ampora. i was raised by wolves. in the middle of the forest.
hehe, hope to see a video of your lusus soon :)
your lusus is for video, make them a movie star.
she's a natural in front of the camera.
i saw deep dweller mentioned. i too am a deep dweller. my lusus is also deep sea she's so pretty https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9d8d384ef6d8.png
thanks, she's very beautiful, i'd offer to share but she's picky sometimes.
Speaking of, I fed my lusus recently. She can hunt on her own, but I do feed her when she's basking on land. [ Video starts with Dexter focusing the camera on a large body of water, seemingly a deep river of some sort. You can see him waving and walking out of view of the camera, following him with the camera before getting chastised. "Focus on the water, dude." There was a honk, but the camera refocused on the water. From above, a large animal carcass of some sort was lowered from a heavy-duty hook over the water with blood dripping down. A few moments of silence, before the water bursts out, and a large crocodile with heavy anglerfish features bursts out of the water The behemoth of a croc bites onto the dead animal, easily engulfing the entire thing and ripping it off the hook and splashing back down into the water. The cameraman cheered as Dexter made his way back into the camera view, and his giant anglercroc mama pulled herself on land and let the two trolls pet her. Both are much smaller in comparison to the lusus herself. ] #gore #animaldeath
I feel as if I was dragged into an odd beef.
hi. and i haven't really posted. but i figured it'd be fun to burn time with.
the swirls add character but good luck
tattoos so yeah. i can hang out though, i just havent thought about the internet.
okay ill stop spamming him. for now.
nø clųę. į stąbbęd my bøyfrįęnd ąnd hę hąųntęd mę ąnd vę bøndęd dųrįng thąt, ppl shøųld try įt mørę.
ęx̣ąctly, thęy jųst ąręnt døįng thę rįght thįngs
im still dating him so it worked out.
my romantic experience is not good for advice because my matesprit is a guy i murdered, and he came back as a ghost. so like, i guess stab someone and hope the haunting after doesn't result in you dying. #violence
https://cdn.įmgchęst.cøm/fįlęs/8ę2209d634fę.gįf #gįf
įm gląd yøų knęv thįs vąs ąbøųt yøų
my fąwørįtę pęøplę hąwę tø vęąr sąfęty węsts thąt sąy "I hąwę ąnx̣įęty" ør "I bįtę"
øøc: @kįngGręęd Dįscląįmęr: Dęx̣tęr kįlls ąnd ęąts pęøplę! Hę įs, by ąll męąns, ą sęrįąl kįllęr! Thįs įs OOC įnførmątįøn ąnd nø vąy tø knøv thįs IC! Hę vįll kįll pęøplę (įf gįwęn pęrmįssįøn øøc) ąnd fęęl 0 gųįlt ąnd ręmørsę før hįs ąctįøns! -_-_-_-_- Fųll nąmę: Dęx̣tęr Ampørą Chąrąctęr’s nįcknąmęs: Dęę, Dędę, Dęx̣, Dęx̣į Bįrth dątę: Fębųąry 13th Agę: 27 Sęx̣ųąlįty: Bį Sęx̣/Gęndęr: Hę/Hįm / Døn’t vørry ąbøųt įt Agę Appęąrąncę: 25 Węįght: 250 lb Hęįght: 7'5" Bødy bųįld: Rąthęr mųscųląr Eyę cølør: Bląck ąnd wįølęt Skįn Tønę: Gręy (hųmąn: brøvn) Hąįr cølør: Bląck -_-_-_-_- Gøød pęrsønąlįty trąįts: Apprøąchąblę, Frįęndly, Flęx̣įblę Bąd pęrsønąlįty trąįts: Apąthętįc, Rųdę, Dįstąnt Dęx̣tęr įs ą gęnęrąlly ąpąthętįc pęrsøn ąnd døęsn’t cąrę før møst pęøplę. Hę cøųld ęąsįly bę ąlįgnęd vįth ą psychøpąth, bųt hę døęs hąwę ęmpąthy ąnd ęmøtįøns ąnd cąręs før øthęrs, thøųgh thę cįrclę įs smąll. Hę cąn bę rąthęr crųęl tø øthęrs ąnd blųnt. Hę døęsn’t cąrę įf yøų gęt yøųr fęęlįngs hųrt ør ąrę ųnvęll. Yøų ąręn’t hįs ręspønsįbįlįty, ąnd hę’ll mąkę thąt clęąr. Høvęwęr, įf yøų ęnd ųp įn hįs cløsę cįrclę øf frįęnds, hę vįll shøv spęcįąl cąrę før yøų. Thøųgh hę tęnds tø bę drąvn tøvąrds ą cęrtąįn typę øf pęrsøn. Art by: hąrwęydønt øn tųmblr https://f2.tøyhøų.sę/fįlę/f2-tøyhøų-sę/įmągęs/24380776_wøęOrhXnkgWAz4v.png #nsfvę #cv-cąnnįbąlįsm
+[U] I-like-peace-and-quiet,-but-I've-accepted-I'm-legally-now-allowed-that-anymore.
+[U] I-guess. I-suppose-breaking-into-my-office-counts.
+[U] Before-yesterday.
+[U] Why?
+[U] I-need-to-stop-talking-to-people-who'll-get-my-boss-breathing-down-my-neck.
+[U] What-if-I-said-naw?
+[U] I-was-apathetic-before-dying-and-apathetic-after;-the-only-difference-is-I-have-a-deep-seated-rage.
+[U] That's-typically-how-it-goes-for-drinking-blood. So-yes. I-would. But-fair.
+[U] So-you-want-to-get-bitten-again,-is-what-I'm-hearing?
+[U] I-couldn't-get-rid-of-the-damn-thing. So-she-lives-in-my-office. The-empire-was-like,-"Yeah-okay-sure."
+[U] Skills-issue;-don't-put-your-tits-in-my-face.
+[U] I'm-not-disillusioned. I'm-just-depressed. Probably.
+[U] Probably,-I'll-let-the-masses-glean-what-they-want-from-that.
+[U] Not-at-all. You-taste-pretty-good.
+[U] Excited-to-see-with-4-ellipses.
+[U] Sure. I-want-to-see-your-face. Not-your-chest.
+[U] Unfortunately,-I've-never-seen-your-face. So-it-was-shocking-to-see.
+[U] You're-dragging-your-tits-here,-too?
+[U] Just-replying-to-this-because-it's-the-first-thing-I-have-to-see-from-a-familiar-(ish)-face. Put-them-away.
>> OKAY. ડorry for the premature p¡ng. ¡ wanted to ડay thank you to everyone and that ¡ apprec¡ate each and every one of you ¡nd¡v¡dua11y. The amount of peop1e who reડponded to that poડt ડurpr¡ડed me, and ¡ have a 1ot of 1ove for a11 of you. ¡ had more to ડay, more e1oquent1y put, but ¡ h¡t ENTER too ડoon, ડo here ¡ડ a ruડhed meડડage for a11 of you. @myr¡adMe1ody @reડp1endentCandour @abandonedAn¡muડ @extant1¡chen @conડequent1yOb1¡que @wa1kડtabwa1K @ch¡11erAf¡c¡onado @ડ¡ngu1ar¡tyMan¡feડt @audac¡ouડConf¡dent @tr¡ckyMach¡n¡ડt @trypOut @thr¡v¡ngGar1and @ph¡1odem¡cAડtromancer @b¡gડoup @comp1acent¡nd¡gn¡t¡eડ @¡nvaડ¡ve1ovebug @¡nexorab1eDeadડhot @1ovwerBoy @zea1ouડWeaponડm¡th @quadrat¡cAutomat¡c @pu1chr¡tudePowerhouડe @fe11atedEdge @euડoc¡a1Pedant @hareh¡de1up¡ne @poડtTagger @c1ownCorrupt¡on @naughtyTechn¡c¡an
>> Terr¡f¡ed and ¡ntr¡gued aડ to what the fuck that cou1d mean. A1though ¡ do be1¡eve we've a1ready d¡ડcuડડed where my boundar¡eડ 1¡e, ડo ¡ am truડt¡ng that you w¡11 recogn¡ze them, whatever that meanડ.
this disturbs me that this is infact implying the mask within the picture yOu use tO represent yOurself stay On during sexual encOunters. i pray that this is just a jOke and yOu are nOt putting anyOne thrOugh such an experience #nsfw
Man†is Mo†her has been †hrowing a †an†rum †oday. I have no† le† her have †he heads of my pas† †hree subjec†s, and i† grea†ly upse†s her. #gore
>> ¡ had a 1uડuડ at one po¡nt. ¡'m k¡nd of hop¡ng the Matron Day poડt¡ng w¡11 d¡e down, ¡t 1ookડ 1¡ke ¡t ¡ડ a 1¡tt1e b¡t.
nāh jūst līkē tø hāvē ā līttlē fūn
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nevermind. perhaps curi/)sity did cull the purrbeast
Should I be locking my door?