najm ANd lark gave me an 'IPAd' ANd i have been learning so much about earth culture ask me anything -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
꧁Hhhh Describe their mating rituals #nsfw꧂
when humans wish to mate they have to go through this thing CALLEd marriage its KINd of like QUAddING excePt you cant Pail anyone other than the one youre MARRIEd to otherwise you break a contract ANd can get in serious trouble. in ORdER to get MARRIEd one of the humans must surPrise the other in a ritual that i have COINEd rejection roulette. Either by kneeling ANd Presenting a ring or by HIdING it in their beverage or nutrition (even though that seems like a giant choking HAZARd but maybe humans are just able to swallow things easier than trolls) as long as they are SURPRISEd there is a Pretty GOOd chance of them accePting the offer to mate for life. sometimes though if they aren't SURPRISEd enough or theyre SURPRISEd too much they dONT accePt the offer. usually after that the VIdEOS just show them fighting or screaming at each other but those are very rare. these are CALLEd toP ten fails #nsfw -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD