Do you think my Dirk is upset about something~?
You mad, bro?
I'm more exasperated as opposed to anything else.
Maybe if you showed me more attention I wouldn't be so chaotic~
Seems like you've got another Dirk givin' you plenty of attention, from what I've been hearing, though?
So? He's not you.
Not sure there's anything particularly special about me specifically in comparison.
You know exactly what's special about you.