i order chicken and i get delivered two of the tiniest piss poor mini baby pieces like they came from a damn quail. hold me, i feel myself wasting away, how can i survive on these two morsels?
that shit was gone in a flash knockin on my door then they dash swindled and scammed me outta my cash and thats why i break out the stash the stash in chili relish sauce cause holy fuck i could drink that shit and never get bored im feeling near #nsfw about that
now i know flat ass mcgee aint coming on my shit saying skill issue
yeah, you'd say that, not my fault you just can't get good delivery. you gotta sweet talk them with your notes.
the notes is for telling them how to get into my apartment building dude, you know i already reach the word limit trying to explain my stupid ass building
you gotta learn to short hand that, dude. i don't know why i'm the one explaining this to you.
sorry mr i live in a two story suburban white picket fence family home, but im mr half condemned apartment block, nice to meet you
up stairs, top floor 11b. like, it's not rocket science.
no, that's not even your floor. what are you even talking about. obviously i'm not dumb.