kafkas metamorphasis was a trip i didnt read the book because im functionally illiterate and no one can prove otherwise but fuck man yeah gregor it would be fucked up if you turned into a wriggling roach thing and you went fuckkk what about my job thats what its about right bro loses his whole life by some chuckling cosmic being pointing at him and saying watch this and turning him into a beetle in some horrific americas funniest home videos prank clip and its about how hes now functionally useless he was on that grindset too in his prime and then bam roach time for idiot guy thinking he was going to have a fucking life they all hated his ass too because he was kind of gross and couldnt do shit anymore keeping him around out of pity and fucked up sense of responsibility since what the fuck can he do to take care of himself crawl around eat trash and then they all just forgot about him and tried to cover him up like he was a pee stain on a mattress like franz buddy can you write giving a bitch a break hes already a cockroach then he curled up into a shriveled starved ball and fucking died and everyone was happy the end cool beetles