To confess an embarrassing truth, I never did learn how to swim properly.
Oh Joy, is it my chance at the bottom pretty far in, so I may have to lean over it with most of my body weight?
yeah its real far down in there could be anything down there who knows what crazy shit people leave behind at the pool sunken treasure of the modern era you know instead of gold and jewels its some old guys heart monitor or a waterlogged trashy romance novel maybe even something died and were gonna have to drain the whole pool you gotta lean over real far and verify it for me
Oh my goodness. Well if you are in need of my verification skills and my keen eye, unmarred by the shades that may make things harder to see, I simply must offer my services. I will even take off my pool floaties incase they accidentally block my vision, and hold my arms behind my back in utmost contemplation. My toes shall be over the edge as I am on the precipice of discovering this mystery.
Allow me to glance into the pool? Nonsense brother, your trust in me will not be in vain. I, too, trust you with my entire heart. Now let me just lean over the pool here,
i cant do it there was nothing in the pool rose i was going to push you but fuck if your trust in me didnt warm my icy cold heart so much so ill tell you a secret too i dont know how to swim either
Oh Dave... You fell right into my trap. I will now push you into the pool.